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    Arrow Feeling Stupid Today, "hit Me With A Stick"

    IF YOU FEEL STUPID, JUST HAVE SOME ONE HIT YOU WITH A STICK......HE HE HE

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    I'm afraid their arm would get tired of hitting me 24/7!
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    <whack!>

    oh crap, here comes gene!
    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    Re: Feeling Stupid Today, "hit Me With A Stick"

    Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
    IF YOU FEEL STUPID, JUST HAVE SOME ONE HIT YOU WITH A STICK......HE HE HE

    Do they pay you to do this, or is the dancing monkey routine reward enough itself?

    Ryu
    "No judo! NO NO!"




    "One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

    Attain your highest ability, and continue past it. Emotion becomes movement. Express that which makes you; which guides you. Movement and Mind without hesitation. Physical spirituality...
    This is Jeet Kune Do....

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    i think that it is a reward all in itself. I get paid to work. this is actually something i do in my free time. (when i am not working)

    Actually the whole hit me with a stick, popped up in my head when Gene and I were talking. I had brain ****s all day, and i asked him for the stupid stick. i thouhgt it would be good for fun. he eh eh

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    Budokan must be strong

    he eh he (tradmark)

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    last time i asked for the stupid stick, gene handed me a doug fir.

    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    I've been beaten with the ugly stick.
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    i beat myself, not like that, but you know.
    'i have a new found respect for crowbars now'

    pause

    'atleast it wasn't about sex'

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    TRY BEATING YOUR SELF WITH THE WHIP BIAN. OUCH

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    Talking

    This must be foreplay for the talk to the got qi? girls thread. Very good.
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    Hmm nasty girl, i like that
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    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    Hit me with your rhythm stick

    I got these great sticks from Grandmaster Tu (the Iron Crotch) for self beating. It's a beauty. We're all addicted to it now. Whenever Margie crosses the great divide of our warehouse to the publishing department, she is welcome for some hitting.
    Gene Ching
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    Re: Hit me with your rhythm stick

    Originally posted by GeneChing
    I got these great sticks from Grandmaster Tu (the Iron Crotch) for self beating.
    [insert masturbation joke here]
    "heres to you as good as you are
    heres to me as bad as I am.
    But as good as you are,and as
    bad as I am,I'm as good as you are,
    as bad as I am"
    --
    "It's too bad my friend Chad's brother wasn't there, because he totally knows t'ai chi and sh*t."

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    Hey Gene, found the thread. he he he. I know you are serious and really want to hit me with those sticks. aaaaaahhhhhhhh. I am not walking over to publishing anymore. I am scared .


    ****I think that almost everyone feels a little or sometimes. So i guess, almost everyone sometimes need to be hit with a stupid stick to knock that stupidness out of you. Get rid of those Brain Frts

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