1. Go to MA class.
2. Say yes when asked if you can spar MMA rules with your friend/training partner who has 5 years of boxing, 3 of MT, a purple belt in BJJ, but 5 years experience, a brown in Judo, and is 8-0 in MMA against decent opposition, to your 9 months of boxing 5 years of wrestling, 2.5 years BJJ, and a 1-0 MMA record against some poor guy who had heart, but was clueless.
3. Pull on sparring gear.
4. Get hit in the face a lot, interspersed with actually taking him down a few times. Occasionally, try to do a submission with boxing gloves on. This will provide your very good sparring partner with the opportunity to defend the submission, base out and stand up to pound on your face some more.
5. Get hit in the face some more. Take him down, only this time, get swept. Sweep him back. Attempt an achilles lock, but have your hand wrap, which is falling out of your left boxing glove because of all the grappling, get stuck on his wrestling shoe so you can't get the submission. Have sparring partner base out yet again and deliver straight rights to your face as you try to roll into a knee bar, fail, and stand back up. This time, get thrown as you hip in for a ****zer grip uchi mata, get guard.
6. Almost pull an armbar omoplata combo off, but can't because your left glove gets in the way and slips around your hand. Get hit in the face some more.
7. Drive home.
8. Pull into McDonald's drive through. Purchase Strawberry milkshake.
What's that saying--that which does not kill us makes us almost lose our mouth piece on a hook uppercut hook combo and causes us to get a sore face? Something like that