sleemie,

Originally posted by Sleemie
There once was a man named Bruce
Who in the US wanted to turn Kung Fu loose
If not for this cat
We wouldn't be where we're at
Cuz all the other China men
Wanted to keep Kung Fu in Ho Chi Minh

I know, Ho Chi Minh is in Vietnam, but you get the point, I couldn't think of a Chinese city that rhymed with men. And for all you Bruce Lee bashers, this s--- is the truth. Besides, put him in a tournament with all the other Movie Stars and he'd kick their butts...including Jet Li.

doubts about the premise aside, i'd have gone with 'tienanmen.'