Five minutes alone...

[MaFuYee]

dale carnegie
paulie shore
chevy chase
christine aguillera
the pope
pat buchannan
jimmy falwell
ashida kim
bk frantzis
paulie zink
puff doody
louis farakahn
al sharpton
don king
michael jackson
axl rose
gavin rossdale
barney
bill clinton
hill clinton
tonya harding
nancy kerrigan
david hasselhoff
rob schnieder
cher
celine dione
dione warwick
starr jones
jenny jones
maury povitch
barbara walters
lou perlman
erle montaguie
christopher lowell
leung ting
aqua
cops who do nothing but raise revenue for the city
politicians in general
the people who came up with 'infomercials'
don imus
the people who came up with the idea for speed limits
the people who made car insurance mandatory
puritans
chris tucker
eminem
barbara streisand (sp?)
sandra bernhardt
<more>

[Cody]

for a different purpose. I can't do vengeance, even if there is still a drop of it left in me. can't permit that.

There are three people I would like to meet with separately alone, and without promise of support or interfence of any kind from any third party. They are nameless.

1. lied out of fear of loss, and malicious intent. I want it FIXED. I would like a confession, but it needn't be public. There is another way to handle that. no more threats, or isolation techniques. Meanness begets meanness, and acting, can cover only so far. A spirit in hell can be seen at a glance. It just takes a willingness and an alertness. patience. After all of this, if I can help I would, but I will still follow who I am.
2. private matter.
3. A person who harmed me for no reason other than he couldn't turn me from a deep loyalty. made it look like an accident. I want him on his knees and crying for every fkng day, past and future, that I suffer for his covert attack on my person. Maybe he'll learn something from this anguish that my punching him out (if I could) wouldn't teach him.

with a sigh of relief,
Cody

[HopGar]

the leaders of:
Hamas
Jihad
Fatah
Al-Aksa
Al Qaida

Also:
Arafat
Backstreet boys for obvious reasons
The guy who stole my knife this past week
Suicide bombers in Israel
The KKK


More to come later

[eulerfan]

Okay, I think I would enjoy time alone with any parent who molests their own child.

I don't think I'd enjoy time alone with Hitler as much as I would time with Mengele.

[The Willow Sword]

want 5 minutes alone with the MOTHERF#CKER that came up with the idea for Telemarketing.

[The Willow Sword]

you seem to display moments of intelligence at times Stacy. what do you think?

[Sharky]

HopGar, racist much?

[Serpent]

Dayum! Has respectmankind got issues or what!?

[Sharky]

damn. i think he covered like 95% of the worlds population with that list.

[eulerfan]

Yeah, not showing a lot of respect for mankind, ironically.

[respectmankind]

meh... what ya gonna do?

[Serpent]

Originally posted by respectmankind
meh... what ya gonna do?

Mock you.

[respectmankind]

always comes down to my public mocking doesn't it? meh, what ya gonan do.

[PHILBERT]

Chad

I think I would like to take on Hitler, but the thing is I couldnt kill him. Indeed what he did was horrible, I know, but if he never came to power, God only knows what this world would be like. Someone crazier than him might of come to power in Germany and develop the atomic bomb and blow up half the world with it for all we know. Heck for all we know, 90% of us might not even be born today as a result, chances are some of us or our parents are products of the baby boom. I know my dad was.

Chad

[Mr Punch]

Waddamagonnado!?

Respect, I'll give you the first twenty five minutes for being such a pinko liberal wuss... those other five percent of the world's population should get theirs too.

And you think I'm joking...