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  1. 03-03-2003, 01:49 PM #46
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    no I am not Shaolin Tiger00. There are several of you here who have met shoalin Tiger in real life. I know Apoweyn has met shaolin tiger.
    indeed, i have met shaolintiger. and you, sir, are no shaolintiger.

    in point of fact, merryprankster, suntzu, no_know, jowbacca, and myself have all met shaolintiger. and while, from a purely logical standpoint, the fact that none of us have met ralek doesn't preclude them being the same person, what we're discussing at this point would be as close to a kaiser sosse as we're likely to get in real life.

    in other words: for the umpteenth time, ST00 is not ralek.


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  2. 03-03-2003, 01:51 PM #47
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    If he is, he's gonna get spanked in 3 weeks
    Work? Who me??????????
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    Some people have all the fun... Anyone near Dallas wanna try out kung fu?
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  4. 03-03-2003, 02:08 PM #49
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    Originally posted by Nick Monticello
    If he is, he's gonna get spanked in 3 weeks
    we'll see.
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    we'll see.

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    Anyone actually think Ralek can win this?
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    royal dragon,

    i don't think it'll happen at all.
    When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
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    You think it will be another Ralek no show?
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    I don't know. I do know he met Shaolintiger. That debacle with the other kung fu guy though... what was his name?

    Besides, Annapolis is nowhere near Frederick. Certainly not near any given wrestling room in Pennsylvannia. We know Ralek won't leave Frederick. So it's incumbent upon Nick, even after coming all the way from Chicago, to then get to Frederick as well. Assuming Nick is serious.

    So... I don't know. I don't think it'll happen.


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  9. 03-03-2003, 08:03 PM #54
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    Apoweyn. His hame is J F. Springer. He is nothing to me. Just talk.

    Anappolis would be kinda hard for me to go to. I might get lost and end up in Mexico. Maybe we could meet in Frederick, MD or in PA. Or we could go to that boxing gym Shaolin Tiger was jsut talkinag about. Or me, you and shaolin tiger can all meet at the same time.

    Nick Monticello. I put down 100 dollars on our fight. Dont' be so overconfident. your just a Kung fu person and kung fu does not work in real fights. This is a real fight not your kung fu forms training.

    Yes shaolin Tiger. I would like to fight you in a rematch. When do you want to fight Shaolin Tiger? The boxing gym should be fine that way no police will come this time.

    And do you all want to meet at the same time? Apoweyn. Do you want to come too? Apoweyn. you can fight me too if you want.
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  10. 03-03-2003, 08:11 PM #55
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    Nick Monticello. bring 100 dollars with you for betting. I'll bring my money too.

    I estimate i can only bench press 150 to 160 pounds. i do video tape BJJ training. My style is BJJ video tapes. I also have the Gracie jiujitsu Total Defense CD-ROM (TM) that has Royce and Rorion Gracie. I have the entire CD-ROM memorized.

    We could bet 500 dollars if you want....
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    This is too funny.
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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  12. 03-03-2003, 08:27 PM #57
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    Sure you want to fight Ralek Nick?

    "Without Me" ( A work in progress)

    [Refrain 1]
    2 trailer park girls go round me outside
    round me outside, round me outside
    [Repeat Refrain 1]

    [Refrain 2]
    Guess whos back, back again
    Raleks back, tell a friend
    Guess who's back, guess who's back,
    guess who's back
    Guess who's back...

    [Verse 1]
    I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
    see Patterson no more they want Ralek I'm chopped liver
    well if you want Ralek , this is what I'll give ya
    a little bit of Tekken mixed with some hard liquor
    some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
    shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
    when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
    you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back,
    I'm on the rag and ovulating
    I know that you got a job Mr Kung Lek but your husbands heart problem's complicating
    So the Gene Ching wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
    they tried to shut me down on KFO but it feels so empty without me

    [Chorus X2]
    Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
    cuz we need a little idiocy,
    cuz KFO feels so empty without me

    [Verse 3]
    A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this **** that ****.
    Merry Prankster you can get your ass kicked
    worse than them little San Shou b1tches, and Roguie
    you can get stomped by Oso, you 36 year old bald headed white belt blow me
    You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody does TaeKwondo
    Now lets go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
    I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since
    Ryu turned himself into a symbol
    But sometimes the **** just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
    So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
    Though I'm not the first king of controversy
    I am the worst thing since Fred Etish, to do BJJ so selfishly
    and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
    there's a concept that works
    20 million other white geeks emerge
    but no matter how many fish in the sea KFO'd be so empty without me

    [Chorus X2]

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    Last edited by rogue; 03-03-2003 at 08:33 PM.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    **** rogue, got a little time on your hands?

    funny, though.
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  14. 03-03-2003, 08:31 PM #59
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    Sadly not enough to make the work of art I was hoping for.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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  15. 03-03-2003, 10:31 PM #60
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    This thread is hillarious.

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