Wing Chun Monkey Baiter
Try entering Wing Chun terms into this advertising slogan generator:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=wooden+dummy
I got There's First Love, and There's Wooden Dummy Love and A Taste for Wooden Dummy.
It also came up with Come Fly The Friendly Wooden Dummy. I'm thinking of copyrighting these slogans.
Regards,
Uber Field Marshall Grendel
Mm Yan Chi Dai---The Cantonese expression Mm Yan Chi Dai, translates to "Misleading other people's children." The idiom is a reference to those teachers who claim an expertise in an art that they do not have and waste the time and treasure of others.
Wing Chun---weaponized Chi (c)
Registered User
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dim Mak in Your Cup.
I feel like Jing tonight.
Thank Ng Mui It's Friday.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Chain Punch.
Probably The Best Tan Sau In The World.
This is fun...I wont post the dirty ones
David
Member
Obey your chi sao.
Banned
I Like This!!!!!!
Central Heating For Biu Jee.
Run For The Dim Mak.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Kung Fu.
Made In Scotland From Chun Kiu.
Sheldon
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Moderator
What's in your Wooden Dummy?
Tan Da with the less fattening centers.
Exceedingly good Sticking Hands.
All you add is a punch in the face.
A bong sau is forever. <-considering the kuit about the bong never staying, I thought this one was particularly funny.
And for Merryprankser....
Top Breeders recommend UFC.
Thanks!
Sandman[Wing Chun]
"Learning is not compulsory ... neither is survival."
-W. Edwards Derning
A thought on Civil Discourse:
“Democracy is a means of living together despite our differences. Democratic deliberation is an alternative to physical violence. It is predicated on the assumption that it’s possible to disagree agreeably, that it’s better to laugh than cry, that one can vigorously contest the positions of one’s adversary without questioning his or her personal integrity or motivation, and that parties to a debate are entitled to the presumption that their views are legitimate if not correct.” -Thomas Mann
Registered User
I like the Wooden Dummy in you
and
My Anti-Drug is a bong
It make your Dragon Pole smack
- The essence of Kungfu is to accept change...
Senior Member
Three results.
1.Bridge that gap with a wooden dummy.
((Comment- why didnt someone think of that- though Tyson tried it with Lennox Lewis))
2. Better ingredients better chi gerk
((Fries with that?))
3.Whenever there is a snack gap-the long pole fits
((The kwan makes only one noise??))
Moderator
And All Because The Lady Loves Tan Sau.
nuff said, baby.
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Attain Master of Silence
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Intercepting Fist.The Intercepting Fist That Eats Like A Meal.It's Intercepting Fist Time.I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Intercepting Fist.
Last edited by YungChun; 03-07-2003 at 12:51 AM.
Jim Hawkins
M Y V T K F
"You should have kicked him in the ball_..."—Sifu
Senior Member
"There is more than one way to eat a fook sao"''
this is getting silly.
Mr. Rice Guy
"Come See the Softer Side of Wing Chun."
"Show Me The Wing Chun!"
"The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Wing Chun."
"The Lighter Way To Enjoy Wing Chun." <--- maybe some fries with that?
"Plink, Plink, Wing Chun..."
ok thats enough
dawood
Peace is not the product of terror or fear.
Peace is not the silence of cemeteries.
Peace is not the silent result of violent repression.
Peace is the generous, tranquil contribution of all to the good of all.
Peace is dynamism. Peace is generosity.
It is right and it is duty.
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