Talk to Got Qi Girls

[GeneChing]

I've been doing some web searches on Kung Fu, and keep running into furry sites. What's up with that? I'm I going to have to change our animal special issue to the kung fu-rry issue?

[GeneChing]

I'm trying to attract customers and most of our customers are male. The only people I'd attract with a got qi guys calendar are the gay practitioners.... and maybe the bjjers.

[GeneChing]

ryan - they are all on the talk to a got qi girl thread - you can't miss it.

serpent - how about a ninja star to the head? seriously, pm me your address.

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Xebsball
"Ladies First"

I let her go
before me
up the stairs

Aint chilvaric
im just trying
to see her ass

It is posts like these that make us love Xebby with every fiber of our being.

And now, as promised: Me being manhandled by large men in spandex

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread....id=8434#cutid1

Other notes:

Fighting strangers in front of a crowd is way different than rolling with guys you know in the gym. I usually think nothing of rolling for 15 minutes at a stretch with no rest. After 3 4 minute rounds, I was wrung.

It's not a grappling event unless Tiger Schulmann loses his temper and jumps around like a monkey.

Merryprankster is a very affable, friendly guy in person. Also, he looks remarkably like John Malkovich.

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by GeneChing
...and maybe the bjjers.

Best.
Statement.
Ever.

[GeneChing]

Hey, I used to work on Folsom street in SF. I know ****erotic material when I see it. I'll let the censors grab **** and leave the guesswork up to you. Wouldn't want any bjjers coming to choke me out.

[GeneChing]

How do you feel manhandled by furries?

[Chang Style Novice]

You know, just the other day I found a strange tunnel behind a file cabinet at this place I was doing some temp work. I went through it and found myself being choked out by some huge dude behind me. I passed out and woke up in the highway median of I-35.

****edest thing, I tell you what.

[Golden Arms]

Ok Gene, you convinced us...I GUESS we will have to keep this a GIRLS only calendar. If you guys get on it, I will be more than happy to order my share of them however

[GeneChing]

Anyone got Snoop Dog's number? Not the one on his late night informercials...

[PHILBERT]

Bah, forget Snoop Dog. Get me and 7* together and we'll be...on the top of things. Yeah...

[rubthebuddha]

dang you *********es. this made it to page two again

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by GeneChing
How do you feel manhandled by furries?

Oh, come on, I know my mouthpiece makes me look like a shaven ape, but it's not that bad, is it?

[GeneChing]

Mouth pieces make us all look like apes. That's what we like about them.

Actually the pics were cool, FD. Nice to see one of our members actually practicing instead of just sitting and posting. I'm just trying to work out this furry/fu connection and the got qu thread seemed to be the best place to do it, so when you jumped in in spandex, well, you get the picture.

[GeneChing]

you go guys, you go