BATMAN shops at Martial arts Mart!!!

[@PLUGO]

Though not exactly a part of his Utility Belt, Batman's silken rope was another on of the Dark Knight's most powerful tools. Equipped with a grappling hook (easily bought for under $30 at most stores handling mountain climbing gear, as well as many internet shops that specialize in ninja accessories), the slender line offered Batman a silent and secret method to scale buildings without being seen by his enemies inside.

Read more about his and many other superheroes' martial art shopping habbits in "The Science of Superheroes"

[GeneChing]

...as well as the X-Men, the Minutemen, and more. But don't tell anyone, or the forces of evil will be all over us, and we just sprayed for ninjas....

[Serpent]

Originally posted by GeneChing
and we just sprayed for ninjas....

[joedoe]

Originally posted by GeneChing
...as well as the X-Men, the Minutemen, and more. But don't tell anyone, or the forces of evil will be all over us, and we just sprayed for ninjas....

But did you spray for astral spies?

[Serpent]

You can't spray for astral spies in the usual sense, because they're not really there.

You have to use astral spray, which isn't really there either.

[joedoe]

LOL. True, but they are there in spirit

[Serpent]

the slender line offered Batman a silent and secret method to scale buildings without being seen by his enemies inside.

Sure, the line is silent, but what about the CLANG of the metal hook hitting the top of the building and the SCRAPE as it got wedged against the edge?

Huh? Smart boy?