One of my shidi sent me this - it's too precious not to post here. Van Damme.
One of my shidi sent me this - it's too precious not to post here. Van Damme.
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LOL! Pretty funny!
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So let me get this straight, Van Damme isn't the greatest ever.
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I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
Now that's very funny!
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
I'll say this for Jet Li. Despite my criticism of his acting skills elsewhere in this folder, he's not nearly as painful to watch as Jean Claude Van Damme.
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Someone having their eyes gouged out with blunt, rusty spoons isn't as painful to watch as JCVD.Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I'll say this for Jet Li. Despite my criticism of his acting skills elsewhere in this folder, he's not nearly as painful to watch as Jean Claude Van Damme.
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
Remember when JCVD got sued for blinding a stuntman in a choreographed fight? Ouch.
Gene Ching
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mad article im not gonna embarass myself by listing how many of those i have seen
i remember that Gene - it was some guy from Cyborg... also remember when he got mugged TWICE?
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Peace is not the silence of cemeteries.
Peace is not the silent result of violent repression.
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It is right and it is duty.
Speaking of bizarre and scandalous ex-celebrity news, did anyone hear about Don Johnson getting stopped at a german airport last month with eight billion dollars in liquid assets (bearer bonds and so on) in a suitcase?
Yes, that's billion with a b as in boy. I haven't heard any follow up stories on that, but I'll bet the tale behind his moving that kind of scrilla is a doozy.
If memory serves, when authorities asked him why he was carrying so much he said "I'm buying a car" to which they replied "It looks like your buying the factory."
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Seriously? What's the story behind that one?Originally posted by GeneChing
Remember when JCVD got sued for blinding a stuntman in a choreographed fight? Ouch.
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
He's been sending me more JCVD stuff - here you go!
Gene Ching
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that's really hilarious! the part about a "musical training montage..." was the best. for such a terrible actor, he's got a lot of movies under his belt. still sucks though
Dang he has a lot of movies
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Ironically I have never seen Bloodsport. The only JCVD movies I have seen are Kickboxer, Streetfighter, Time Cop and The Quest (which was like a remake of Bloodsport).
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According to the Internet Movie Database
http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Van%20Damme,%20Jean-Claude
The eye thing was
In 1989, he was sued for "willfully" gouging the eye of an extra in a swordfight while filming Cyborg.
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