Any Kung Fu'ers want to fight MMA?

[No_Know]

I see you took a match. I took one too. Now when Thursday's done We can match. See you in the electronic statistics ring Saturday.

[Chang Style Novice]

Okay, so they run some kind of logarithm based on each fighter's stats and come up with a fight narrative and results. All you have to do is maintain your fighter. Now I see.

Anyway, The Hungry Wolf appears to be a badass - he tapped out Crankshaft Muldoon, who is 100 lbs heavier and 6 inches taller in the second round. It was a pretty exciting fight, apparently.

Actually, in real life, I'm much more like C.M. that I am T.H.W..

Who wants a piece?

[shaolin kungfu]

I lost my first fight.

It was pretty bad.

[Mr.Sleazy]

Shaolin you got whipped by Strom Thurmond's relentless ground and pound:

Senator Strom Thurmond passes the guard into full mount and starts pounding Shaolin kungfu's head with lefts and rights.
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Senator Strom Thurmond continues to pound away.
.....

Shaolin kungfu taps out!


Make sure when you fight you try to go against fighters with around the same experience as you, otherwise is pretty lopsided.

Mr. Sleazy got his ass kicked by Timo Kikkannen in a grudge match fight, I am now 0-2 against Timo, a vicious kickboxer. His manager swears otherwise, but I believe Timo has a lot of hockey fighting in his past.

Hashi, nice match with a rnd 2 victory over Brown Death! I am keeping Mr.Sleazy open for you on Saturday, I have deleted all the outgoing challenges in my outbox except to you. Just so you know, this will be a bit of a mis-match bcause Sleazy is 8-4 now while Hashi is only 1-0. Good luck, come back here to trash talk. Here's one for the highlight reel:

brown death is in Hashi's guard.
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Hashi maneuvers his legs around brown death's neck and executes a triangle choke.
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Hashi tightens the submission hold.
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Hashi tightens the submission hold.
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brown death taps out!


Hungry Wolf, you had a good match too, softened Crankshaft up with forearm strikes from side mount then went for the ankle lock. Here is a replay:

The Hungry Wolf hits Crankshaft Muldoon with a cross to the head.
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The Hungry Wolf feints a jab and takes Crankshaft Muldoon down with a single leg.
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The Hungry Wolf is in Crankshaft Muldoon's guard.
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The Hungry Wolf opens up the guard and sits back into an ankle lock.
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Crankshaft Muldoon taps out!

BTW if any mods wish to move this to Martial Media I have no objections I guess I should have posted it there first...

[No_Know]

I had considered that a person on top should be able to stay on top by choosing wisely their matches/opponents.

12 matches might not be too far ahead by how I arranged my numbers. We'll see Saturday.

Losing will be fun if it ever happoens. It will help me to realize to address areas to get me more strong where next situation I can stratagize better.

[Mr.Sleazy]

Well, Thursday's fight card is over, Hungry Wolf (Chang Style) put on the match of the event with a brutal pounding of dezhen, who appeared powerless to stop THW's relentless Ground N'Pound:

http://www.etapout.com/results/dezhe...0Hu041003.html

In other events, the brash new amatuer Hashi (No_Know) took his first loss with a round 2 tapout to a nasty keylock applied by the filthy Colon:

http://www.etapout.com/results/HashiColon041003.html

Mr. Sleazy dominated a much less experienced fighter Pacquaio, a member of Team Stonejaw:

http://www.etapout.com/results/Pacqu...Sle041003.html

Mr. Sleazy is now saving himself for a Saturday fight with the bravado-fueled newcomer Hashi!!!!

Bring it on!!!!

[Chang Style Novice]

UNDEFEATED!!!!!!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who else wants to be puppy chow!!??!

edit - Johnny Gunk is gonna get ate up! Mmmm....Guuuuuuunk.

Is there anyway we can get all the KFO people into the same team or gym or whatever? We could totally be a force over there.

[The Willow Sword]

Dont kick my ass too hard

no hitting the face(hey i need to be pretty fo da huneys )

no groin biting or kicking

no eye gouging

no making fun of my mother

no arm breaks or tickling

no poking(i know this will be hard for you wrestlers that like to get down )

no harsh language

no cheap shots

YOU buy the beer afterwards

no cheap beer

and no french wine(suppoert our troops you french B@stards).

oh yes and one more thing: dont muss my hair.

[Mr.Sleazy]

Nice fight, Hungry Wolf!!

Johnny Gunk looks like a chump you should walk all over him!

Perhaps you have the guts to face Mr.Sleazy after I dispose of Hashi??

[Chang Style Novice]

Check your challenge list, buster!

edit - a 9-4 record! You'll probably hand me a serious loss. Oh, well. Get your rabies shots anyway.

[Suntzu]

alright I'm in… and I aint hidin behind no fake name neither… but I'm gonna go thru a bunch of nobodies and than I'm coming for… hmmmmmm…

[Chang Style Novice]

I aint hidin behind no fake name neither

Your name is really Sun Tzu??!

[Mr.Sleazy]

I will meet you in the ring on Tuesday Hungry Wolf I hope you are hungry enough to eat my e-fists! Bring it on!

If you beat me you will jump to rank 693!!!

Saturday I am saving for Hashi (No_Know) I will make his record 1-2!!!!

[Chang Style Novice]

Well, lemme do some quick calculations -

start with 50 pts in attributes. You've got 9 wins x 2 exp per win = 18 exp pts which can be used to buy up your attributes.

So you've got potentially 68 pts in attributes.

I've got 54. Your ranking is 1470(!) places higher than mine.

That would indeed be an upset, were I to defeat you.

edited for correct arithmetic

[Mr.Sleazy]

Willow Sword:

The other conditions are OK but I can't do it without mussing your hair.

The "noogie" is Mr.Sleazy's signature move.