I remember the first game. It's the only game I've returned to a store and forced them to give me my money back. It was just sick. Running around with a blowtorch taking out innocent people. And this was around the same time I watched the "Faces of Death" movies and didn't even blink. Now you can pee on people? I didn't think the game could get any more sociopathic.
"Face it. People are fukked. Why would you want a career helping anyone? Go find a mountain and farm sheep for a living." - Serpent on Personal Training
"Its a cool show, but I think this young super man is a very stupid mother ****er." - yenhoi on Smallville
"They could have had the tagline "Watch Joe Millionaire. More stuff will happen," and they'd have been there." - eulerfan on TV watching Americans
"Anyway, I used to pick girls up all the time in the gym when I was in college. We'd hang out until the aerobics classes ended, and then swoop in while all their endorphins were still pumping.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel." - ghthomason on dating
"I would say that there is a greater chance of a paper dog catching and asbestos cat in hell, while in the lost city of Atlantis, Elvis and Ghengis Khan are using butterfly nets to catch the opera-singing monkeys flying out of my butt, but that implies there's still a chance." - Starboy on optimism