Any Kung Fu'ers want to fight MMA?

[cha kuen]

Good post.

[ComeToJesus]

Hey guys, challenge my fighters
they're pretty low down the list though...
they are:

ComeToJesus
Reikki Maru
Chico

If you challenge one of them, tell me here so I know to accept the challenge from you.

[shaolin kungfu]

My aunt has a dog named chico. It hides in the closet, and runs from little bunnies when it goes outside to poop.

[Mr.Sleazy]

Chang style, I just checked Hungry Wolf's record whats going on? A five fight losing streak???

Shaolin KF and Hashi seem to be doing a little better, is Squirrel style going to the top?

Sleazy fought some chump just to pad his stats, and I have dropped down from 185 to the 200s. Next I fight some lard ash named BELLY who claims to have eaten my relatives......

[Chang Style Novice]

I know, I know...at least his last fight was hard fought and went the distance though. I smell comeback!

edit - I mean the one before last. Oops. And that last fight, where I got my ass kicked so thoroughly was against babypoop mcyellow, who despite his ludicrous name is ranked WAAAAAY above me. 525 to my 2164, in fact, and he's had 22 fights to my 8. In other words, I bet Mr Cranky would have a tough time with him, too.

[dezhen2001]

i did ok with my last few

dawood

[Mr.Sleazy]

I'm not Mr. Cranky!! My last fight I had a tough time with a fighter with only 2 fights what the hall?

Maybe you are shooting for the moon too early, ya gotta put your time in crushing the lower ranks first.

I have to admit to fighting chumps on occasion just to bolster my stats, but its embarassing if you do it too much.

Go get em LA Punk Nuggets

[Chang Style Novice]

Oops! I meant Mr Sleazy. What can I say, I was posting kinda late.

Anyway, I try to leave the tomato cans alone for the most part, but I REALLY should have checked babypoop's record before accepting that bout.

[Chang Style Novice]

Lite blu got ate up!

In the blue corner, standing 5'6" and weighing 135 lbs, representing LA Punk Nuggets.. The Hungry Wolf!
In the red corner, standing 6'2" and weighing 235 lbs, representing Paradoxia.. LiteBlu!
The bell rings for the start of round 1.
LiteBlu closes the gap and takes The Hungry Wolf down with a double underhooks slam.
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LiteBlu is in The Hungry Wolf's guard.
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The Hungry Wolf grabs LiteBlu's arm and applies a hammerlock.
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The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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LiteBlu maneuvers out of the submission hold.
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The Hungry Wolf maneuvers his legs around LiteBlu's neck and executes a triangle choke.
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The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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LiteBlu taps out!

At last, I'm moving up!

[Chang Style Novice]

Sun Tzu - You're next!

[Suntzu]

its alllll gooooooooooooooood...

dez- what happened??? u just quit........ its gotta be an easier way to check the fight results...

[dezhen2001]

i have no idea man... i ate a big curry that night so wasnt on form will rematch u sometime though!

dawood
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In the blue corner, standing 5'10" and weighing 155 lbs, representing SiuLum Kuen.. dezhen!
In the red corner, standing 5'8" and weighing 155 lbs, representing Art of Azzkickin'.. Suntzu!

The bell rings for the start of round 1.

Suntzu misses with a push kick to the body.

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Suntzu throws a roundhouse kick to the leg but dezhen checks it.

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dezhen clinches with Suntzu but then immediately shoves him away.

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dezhen clinches and takes Suntzu down with a headlock throw.

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dezhen is in Suntzu's guard.

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Suntzu sits up and slaps on a guillotine choke.

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Suntzu tightens the submission hold.

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dezhen slips out of the submission hold.

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dezhen hits Suntzu with a combination of punches to the body and head.

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dezhen breaks open the guard and gets back to his feet with Suntzu following him up.

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Suntzu grazes dezhen with a switch kick to the head.

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Suntzu aggressively advances forward while dezhen evasively backpedals away.

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Suntzu throws a roundhouse kick to the leg but dezhen checks it.

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Suntzu hits dezhen with a roundhouse kick to the leg.

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The referee jumps in to stop the fight!

[Suntzu]

OOooooooo... big curry... that'll do it ... I believe I re-issued u a challenge…

[Suntzu]

NEXT UP...
In the blue corner, standing 5'6" and weighing 135 lbs, representing LA Punk Nuggets.. The Hungry Wolf!
In the red corner, standing 5'8" and weighing 155 lbs, representing Art of Azzkickin'.. Suntzu!

The bell rings for the start of round 1.

Suntzu obtains a plum clinch but The Hungry Wolf breaks it and jumps back.

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The Hungry Wolf charges in throwing several punches to the head but Suntzu blocks them.

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Suntzu stuns The Hungry Wolf with a roundhouse kick to the body.

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Both fighters circle each other waiting for the right opportunity to attack.

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Suntzu obtains a plum clinch but The Hungry Wolf breaks it and jumps back.

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Suntzu charges in and establishes double underhooks but The Hungry Wolf pummels and escapes.

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Suntzu launches a push kick to the body but The Hungry Wolf blocks it.

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Suntzu obtains a plum clinch but The Hungry Wolf breaks it and jumps back.

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Suntzu misses with a roundhouse kick to the head.

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Suntzu launches a push kick to the body but The Hungry Wolf blocks it.

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The bell rings for the end of round 1.

The Hungry Wolf looks to be in good condition.

Suntzu looks to be in excellent condition.

The bell rings for the start of round 2.

The Hungry Wolf clinches and takes Suntzu down with a headlock throw.

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The Hungry Wolf is in Suntzu's guard.

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Suntzu grabs The Hungry Wolf's arm and applies a hammerlock.

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The Hungry Wolf explodes out of the submission hold.

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Suntzu sits up and slaps on a guillotine choke.

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The Hungry Wolf explodes out of the submission hold.

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The Hungry Wolf passes the guard into rear mount but Suntzu rolls around and shakes him off.

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Suntzu shoves The Hungry Wolf away and they both stand up.

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Suntzu throws a jab to the head but The Hungry Wolf parries it.

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Both fighters circle each other waiting for the right opportunity to attack.

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The Hungry Wolf charges in throwing several punches to the head but Suntzu blocks them.

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The Hungry Wolf shoots in for a double leg but Suntzu redirect it and runs off.

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The Hungry Wolf drives Suntzu into a ring post and takes him down with a single leg.

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The Hungry Wolf is in Suntzu's guard.

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Suntzu grabs The Hungry Wolf's arm and applies a hammerlock.

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The Hungry Wolf taps out!

[Mr.Sleazy]

Nice fight SunTzu! I see you have been training your guard and submissions pretty good, you softened up HW with strikes then put the lock on. Good work!

Now that Sleazy has hit the big time (ranked in the 200s) he is having trouble as all the other fighters have maxed out stats.

Next up I get to fight the weirdly named Catweefungepants.