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  1. #106
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    hey dez........ LOOK
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    Say, Suntzu, that reminds me of something - what is it....

    Oh, yah!

    The Hungry Wolf passes the guard into full mount and starts pounding Suntzu's head with lefts and rights.
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    The Hungry Wolf continues to pound away.
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    The Hungry Wolf continues to pound away.
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    The Hungry Wolf continues to pound away.
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    The Hungry Wolf continues to pound away.
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    The Hungry Wolf continues to pound away.
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    Suntzu taps out!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
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    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    yeah but Uuuu don’t have a cool OWNED pic to talk sh!t with…
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  4. #109
    Nice pic SunTzu

    When will you dudes be worthy of meeting the Sleaze in the ring?

    I am now in the top 50 and on the way. I just have to stay away from the kickboxers they give me a lot of trouble.
    Yeah thats MR. Sleazy to you!

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    How's this one?
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    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    cool pic… but it doesn't have the same effect without the sh!t talking… plus *I* stole this OWNED mess Bill Gates style… get ya own sh!t talking style… So NOW
    Last edited by Suntzu; 05-06-2003 at 11:49 AM.
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    why i outta...















    dawood
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    trying to look mean doesnt work for me

    dawood
    Peace is not the product of terror or fear.
    Peace is not the silence of cemeteries.
    Peace is not the silent result of violent repression.
    Peace is the generous, tranquil contribution of all to the good of all.
    Peace is dynamism. Peace is generosity.
    It is right and it is duty.

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    Is there an easy way to figure out who doesn't have scheduled fights yet on etapout? I have a like 8 challenges going out, but most of them already have someone lined up....
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    NP - click on the name from the 'rankings' board and you'll pull up their profile. It will state on there who their next scheduled opponent is, if they have one. If they don't, the line will be blank.

    In other news, The Hungry Wolf has just challenged a top 50 fighter, because the SOB has an anti-wolf avatar.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    HUGE UPSET!!!!

    The Hungry Wolf jumped in rank from 1772 to 62 by beating Catweefungepants in a grueling grapplefest!

    The bell rings for the start of round 1.

    The Hungry Wolf shoots in and slams catweefungepants down with a double leg.
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    The Hungry Wolf is in catweefungepants's guard.
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    The Hungry Wolf passes the guard into rear mount but catweefungepants rolls around and shakes him off.
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    Both fighters mutually disengage and stand up.
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    The Hungry Wolf misses with a side kick to the leg.
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    The Hungry Wolf charges in throwing several punches to the head but catweefungepants blocks them.
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    catweefungepants pushes The Hungry Wolf up against the ropes and takes him down with a double leg.
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    catweefungepants is in The Hungry Wolf's guard.
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    catweefungepants throws a reckless punch that bounces off the canvas.
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    Both fighters mutually disengage and stand up.
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    Both fighters approach each other cautiously.
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    The Hungry Wolf throws a roundhouse kick to the leg but catweefungepants checks it.
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    The Hungry Wolf charges in and establishes double underhooks but catweefungepants pummels and escapes.
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    The Hungry Wolf clinches and attempts a lateral drop but catweefungepants slips out and jumps back.
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    The Hungry Wolf misses with a side kick to the leg.
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    The Hungry Wolf misses with a side kick to the leg.
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    The bell rings for the end of round 1.

    catweefungepants looks to be in excellent condition.
    The Hungry Wolf looks to be in excellent condition.

    The bell rings for the start of round 2.
    catweefungepants grazes The Hungry Wolf with a roundhouse kick to the leg.
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    catweefungepants clinches with The Hungry Wolf but then immediately shoves him away.
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    The Hungry Wolf charges in throwing several punches to the head but catweefungepants blocks them.
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    The Hungry Wolf stuns catweefungepants with a roundhouse kick to the leg.
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    The Hungry Wolf closes the gap and takes catweefungepants down with a double underhooks slam.
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    The Hungry Wolf is in catweefungepants's guard.
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    catweefungepants grabs The Hungry Wolf's arm and applies a hammerlock.
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    The Hungry Wolf maneuvers out of the submission hold.
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    The Hungry Wolf opens up the guard and sits back into a heel hook.
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    The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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    The Hungry Wolf tightens the submission hold.
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    catweefungepants explodes out of the submission hold and gets back to his feet with The Hungry Wolf following him up.
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    catweefungepants charges in for a high double leg but The Hungry Wolf sidesteps it.
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    The Hungry Wolf chases catweefungepants around the ring.
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    The bell rings for the end of round 2.

    catweefungepants can barely stand up.
    The Hungry Wolf is bent over with his hands on his knees looking extremely fatigued.

    The bell rings for the start of round 3.

    The Hungry Wolf rushes in and attempts a duck under but catweefungepants spins around and shoves him away.
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    catweefungepants shoots in for a low single leg but misses and stands back up.
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    catweefungepants shoots in for a low single leg but misses and stands back up.
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    The Hungry Wolf shoots in and slams catweefungepants down with a double leg.
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    The Hungry Wolf is in catweefungepants's guard.
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    The Hungry Wolf passes the guard into north south and executes a hammerlock.
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    catweefungepants taps out!

    AW YEAH! I ROCK!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    Major........ wow...
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  13. #118

    Chang Style Styling!

    Chang style, The Hungry Wolf is kicking serious b u tt. Good work! I climbed the ranks by thumping Catwee too.

    Guess all that mumbo jumbo about KungFu not representing in MMA is a load of c a c k.

    Someday, THW and Sleazy will re-match you were too green the first time. I'm trying to manipulate myself a shot at the title somehow - Sleazy is in the pros ranked #11.
    Yeah thats MR. Sleazy to you!

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    I see your challenge in my inbox. When you get the title, I'll accept it!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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