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  1. 06-07-2003, 11:44 AM #16
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    Try dating a new girl and being sexually active with her for the first few months... if you DON'T beat it hours before you see her you'll last about 30 seconds every time!

    Here are all the reasons to spank the monkey:

    stress releif
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  2. 06-07-2003, 03:05 PM #17
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    Rolling elbow, you've been watching There's Something About Mary far too much
    Tell her about earlier at the start of the evening and see if you get a chance to last 30 seconds
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  3. 06-07-2003, 03:06 PM #18
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    VERY TRUE...

    That's why we must NEVER speak of such things with them!
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  4. 06-07-2003, 03:35 PM #19
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    Shhhh... no giving away secrets! There might be girls reading this board!!!

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    Originally posted by IronFist
    Shhhh... no giving away secrets! There might be girls reading this board!!!
    with the exception of the fantastic robin and becca, i think the closest thing to this we have is stacey.
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  6. 06-08-2003, 08:28 AM #21
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    Originally posted by Ford Prefect
    It actually raises your testosterone levels. There are plenty of scientific studies to back this up. Intercourse (whether with yourself, a girl, a guy, a dog etc) raises testosterone levels after ejaculation. They will then slowly go back to normal in the hours following.

    What it does to energy reserves is another story.


    Here's a previous discussion in which I provided some references. I'm editing, because I remembered the results incorrectly. Abstinence increased testosterone levels in one study, and orgasm (but not arousal) increased prolactin levels in the other study.


    http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/foru...ight=prolactin


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  7. 06-09-2003, 08:54 AM #22
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    Originally posted by Rolling Elbow
    Try dating a new girl and being sexually active with her for the first few months... if you DON'T beat it hours before you see her you'll last about 30 seconds every time!

    Here are all the reasons to spank the monkey:

    stress releif
    blue balls
    feels good
    its quick
    gets you through being single
    Don't forget it drastically reduced your chances of getting a boner in public!
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  9. 06-09-2003, 09:33 AM #24
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    Originally posted by inic
    what does it do to energy levels? I mean, take a look at hugh hephner (sp?)! that man getting the putang probably 4x a day and he looks like 50 with plenty of energy! isnt he like 75+ now?
    Hey but what about all athletes who abstain before big events?!!?

    I remember not doing it cuz my girlfriend made me once and I had tons of energy!

    But that only lasted a week.
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  10. 06-09-2003, 10:04 AM #25
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  11. 06-09-2003, 10:12 AM #26
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    Hugh Hefner is a pretty old guy, so we should cut him some slack, but he uses Viagra to get an erection. Why does he need viagra, if he's some sort of sexual super man? Hmmmmm...?
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  12. 06-09-2003, 10:25 AM #27
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    Great grip strength excercisize

    Can you think of a better excersize to strengthen your grip and increase your hand speed? An added bonus is that it's enjoyable. It's not like running where you have to work through the pain (that is unless you are doing something wrong, or you like the pain). It's enjoyable from start to finish.

    And now I hear that it increases my testosterone level for a few hours, I guess I know what to do, just make sure I excersize my speed and grip every few hours to keep testostrone levels at thier peak.

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  13. 06-10-2003, 08:12 AM #28
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    Originally posted by Alpha Dog
    Wash your hands before training with others, please!
    roflmao hahahaha =D
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  14. 06-11-2003, 03:05 AM #29
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    I'm addicted to masturbating. And sex. That's why I have no chi.

    If I didn't do either I'd have heaps of chi, so much that I'd blow up earth if I sneezed.

    By the way, Shaolin saying is "No sex three days before training, or for four days after" as it does, apparently, sap the chi!

    Well, I'm in trouble then...
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  15. 06-22-2003, 09:01 AM #30
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    Originally posted by Spark
    If this were true i'd be a woman by now
    I've heard of this happening, actually. A guy beat off so much that his testosterone levels plummeted. As a result, the estrogen in his system took over and he grew massive breasts.
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