Be All You Can Be
Don't listen to the naysayers. I'm prepared to provide you with any certification of rank you desire---for a small consideration, of course.
Own your own authentic certificate of rank signed by whatever name you choose.
How does "Grandmaster" sound, signed by Bruce Lee? Hmmm? How about "Professor" with the appellation of any university president you want?
Seriously, this is just as factual as most MA masters' claims. Why should you be held to a higher standard?
Regard$,
John Weiland
"Et si fellitur de genu pugnat"
(And if he falls, he fights on his knees)
---Motto of the Roman Legionary
"Aim at Heaven and you will get earth 'thrown in': aim at earth
and you will get neither." --C. S. Lewis