Ever see "Treasure of the Sierra Monkey"?
Treasure of the Sierra Monkey
Hoo-Hoo: We've wounded this anthill. It's our duty to close her wounds. It's the least we can do to show our gratitude for all the ants she's given us. If you guys don't want to help me, I'll do it alone.
Bobo: You talk about that anthill like it was a real macaque.
Fred C. Dobbs: She's been a lot better to me than any macaque I ever knew. Keep your pelt on, silverback. Sure, I'll help ya.
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Red butts? We don't got to show you no steenking red butts!
I enjoy a good monkey movie myself, as you can see.
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.