and martha stewart...incarnate of satan...
and martha stewart...incarnate of satan...
CPA's current P4P List:
-Bas Rutten
-Captain Jack Sparrow
-Cindy Lauper
-Lester Moonvest
yes Mother, we here you
Don' talk to me like yew know me stupit!
"acid and herpes and flan will be covered on the next eipsode of "Martha Stewart: Jailtime Fun:""
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
typical round with Hross:
Ross:
TCMA is BS.
TMAers: Aren't you from TCMA?
Ross: I'm the King of TCMA
TMAers: Then you suck too.
Ross: I fight with contact
TMAers: So do we.
Ross: So you admit you're a point fighter.
TMAers: No, we just said we fight full.
Ross: Since you fight points you must be beneath me.
TMAers: Aren't you listening, we fight full.
Ross: Yes i'm listening , I'm the prince of Kung fu.
TMAers: Then why are you ignoring what we say?
Ross: I have many students, do you?
TMAers: What does that have to do with us?
Ross: Everything, since you only fight point.
TMAers: Did we just tell you we fight full?
Ross: You can't know what REAL fighting is , since you fight point.
TMAers: Are you deaf?
and so and so on.
*slap*
Domino!
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
"D. Ross won't do kung fu with me."
This alone is worth the price of admission. Thanks for the HUGE laugh... I won't do no kung fu with you, sad you
As I said, if you weren't so obsessed with fighting the "white world" you might have gotten yourself and education and you'd have better sentence structure.
"He won't tell me when he's near me."
As I also said, paranoid dillusions, man SEEK HELP.... wait, I'm right behind you right now, jump, run, hurry!
"He travels near me many times a year."
This is funny stuff....
OK, so check it... Abel, you planning on coaching or anything at any tournies this year?
Are they having any san shou or san da?
I'd bet that if they were there is a chance that your boyfriend here will be there.....
lkfmdc or whatever... next trip out to Cali... give abel a shout...
I'm sure the rest of the forum will be more than happy to wait. Or someone could set up a paypal account, all of us could chip in a few bucks and help one of you guys with a bus ticket or something.
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
"s I said, if you weren't so obsessed with fighting the "white world"
Where did this tripe come from?
You missed your calling, you should be working for Gray Davis. Talk about a spin doctor.
I call your bluff, you make a thousand allowances for your cowardlyness and you turn me into a sociopath. Thats rich.
Since you will dance around questions and avoid people I guess I'm just going to have to continue to bust your chops here.
No, you aren't behind me, I don't smell anything crappy in the room.
p.s. The title was on purpose, they'd delete it if it read Ross is a snively weakling that hides from a challenge."
Last edited by SifuAbel; 10-06-2003 at 01:39 PM.
"Or someone could set up a paypal account, all of us could chip in a few bucks and help one of you guys with a bus ticket or something"
I got five on it...
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
Save your money, boys. Its only a matter of time.
SifuAbel,
Do not, I repeat, Do not forget to tape this event. Or else no one will belive you
CPA's current P4P List:
-Bas Rutten
-Captain Jack Sparrow
-Cindy Lauper
-Lester Moonvest
I like this quote
""All that it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing"
-Hunter S. Thompson
Ok, guys, as you probably already figured out, I am also Abel, I've devised this alter ego in order to engage in mindless chit chat at times when I am bored. The only problem seems to be that this persona has lost all control, I mean, read the stuff he/I am writing! I must be out of my mind...
So I am investigating whether I can now change my screen name to sifu dis-abel-ed....
"A true teacher knocks down the idol his students make of him."
"I do not engage myself in anything, and the people grow rich. I have no desires, and the people return to simplicity."
"Impotence - Natures way of saying no hard feelings."
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.