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    The monkey never really dies - please help

    Sometimes the monkey is being really naughty
    So you gotta spank him for sometime so he will stop
    Sometimes the monkey doesnt stop
    So you spank him a lot
    But that doesnt kill him
    Only makes him stronger

    The monkey never really dies
    he only plays dead for a while



    Help - what should i do?
    i wish there was some party or something avalible but theres none
    alkyhol wont help me either
    Volcano has removed himself from this realm
    Account is hijacked, email is fake, password is unrememberable
    No im not drunk or sad

    "cos im the TAXMAN!!
    yeah im the TAXMAAAN!!"

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    Lay off the Viagra.

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    pop a bottle. it'd b cool
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

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    lol, funny.

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    The Hello thread gets shut down, yet the thread of self-pleasure just keeps on taking a licking
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    "Who dies first," he mumbled through smashed and bloody lips.

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    Pink Floyd has been disrespected
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    Pink Floyd got raped by a rabid howler monkey

    They suck, too.
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    "Who dies first," he mumbled through smashed and bloody lips.

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    Pop a Floyd. it'd b cool
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    a quote from Chen Zhen a long time ago "wanking is an other related art"

    Remember that Chen? Those were the good old days!
    Bless you

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    ye I do

    hey it seems all people have changed avatars.. maybe i should too.

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    .-........Forget what I was gonna write
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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