Every Beginning has and End: More time to train Kung Fu

[MasterKiller]

Iron Palm? Good idea. Anyone got some good jow?

I prefer Eucalyptus shampoo. It makes your Iron Palm tingle all over.

[Meat Shake]

"I understand Meat Shake's mom is available."

Actually, she is.
But if thats the kind of lady you're after... Dont say I didnt warn you. Shes a great person tho.

Sorry to hear that JP. But, assuming you got $$ cause you are a lawyer... $$ can make for fun times. No woman usualy = more $$... more free time... No one to tell you that you cant go to the club...
Im gonna stop there before people start arguing with me.

[Judge Pen]

The student loan officer and the mortgage company has my money. I've only been out of law school 3 years, so I'm still in a lower tax bracket.

The potential to make money. . . . that I can offer, but that's the last thing I want a girl to be interested in when she talks to me. My solution: date a doctor, they make more than lawyers!

BTW, how old is your mom and is she a doctor?

[Starchaser107]

you're welcome to vent any frustrations in the ORA battle thread,
or at least oogle in our "Sexy" thread.

[Judge Pen]

I believe I was a sponser for a girl in the "Sexy" thread.

[Starchaser107]

well, most I can say otherwise is don't do anything unhealthy. like binge drink. i think fighting/sparring alot might be acceptable.
and enjoy being single. bless. all the best

[Oso]

hey bro, that sucks. not much else to say about **** like that.

sounds likes it time to come to Asheville and do some drinkin'.

and ya, I was just on UT's campus and Holy Cow !!! That's certainly an inspiring place. could be a good place to get optimistic if need be.

[Oso]

AXIOMS FOR TODAY
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted then used against you.

15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

17. Pardon my driving. I'm reloading.

18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and
blamed it on the high cost of living.

21. Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.

26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.

28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

30. Shin: A device for finding furniture.

31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by Oso
hey bro, that sucks. not much else to say about **** like that.

sounds likes it time to come to Asheville and do some drinkin'.

and ya, I was just on UT's campus and Holy Cow !!! That's certainly an inspiring place. could be a good place to get optimistic if need be.

UT is a meat market, but it's fun to drive through there. I often head down to the strip for lunch, but since I'm usually in my "lawyer outfit" a.k.a. gray suit and tie, I stand out like a sore thumb.

I'm up for a trip to Asheville. When's good for you?

[Volcano Admim]

do it in da butt

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by Volcano Admim
do it in da butt

I'm sorry Volcano Admin, I'm sure that you are a nice enough guy and all, but I prefer my partners to be of the female persuasion. I'm sure you can understand.

[Daredevil]

Okay, I'll bite ...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BINGE-DRINKING?

[Starchaser107]

serosis of the liver, alcoholism , nausea, loss of dexterity and motor function, deterioration of judgement....

[norther practitioner]

Binge drinking is having more than one drink an hour... I don't know if I've ever not binge drank...

[Radhnoti]

Sorry ....if you're sorry? ... J.P.

You'll bounce back. The girls at our kwoon thought you were quite the handsome fellow...for a lawyer.