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    he told me that he'd not take ibuproffen or drink egnogg again. i congradulated him on a degree well earned.
    Get well soon... and I'm glad to see you still have your sense of humor.
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    Im sorry to hear that dude...
    I hope for the best.
    Be well, best wishes that you are healthy for the holidays.
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    If it makes ya feel any better Ive had to pay 40$ 2 nights in a row for pop a lock cause I locked my keys in the car...
    The same guy came last night as the night before... he was like "You again? Stoner."
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    ha that's pretty funny.

    i have yet to lock my keys in my car, but i never leave them in there and my car is always unlocked anyway. satan usually comes with me wherever i go and most people don't want no part of him to get anywhere near my car.
    where's my beer?

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    Sorry to hear that gda, sometimes life really likes to take a messy sh it on you not much can be done about it except say fu ck it and keep going.

    "Life is not like a bowl of cherries....It's a giant dirty as shole and I'm the toilet paper"
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    assailing ye saints thoroughly
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    To behold the wails of thine in affright
    whilst evil preyeth upon thy hearts
    (Sans warmth, sans pity)
    To behold a world, darkly astir
    rising in madness and mystery
    (sans light, sans life)

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    Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    see i hear that a lot, but im not even really sure what that means aside from a raw carrot or something. i understand the general idea that processed foods are bad but not how to get away from them. i don't eat fast food as it is, but live off of things like tuna helper and macaroni and cheese. meet and pasta is pretty much all i eat and i imagine that counts as proccessed food.
    You can get whole wheat pasta, for not much more than the regular kind. If you have the spare cash, you can get a pasta maker and make your own with whole wheat flour.

    For meat, buy freerange and cook it yourself, and you're pretty much fine.

    Basically, whenever you can, buy the basic building blocks of food instead of the finished product. Instead of a can of pasta sauce, buy fresh tomatoes and veggies and make your own. Instead of a can of soup, buy a chicken and stuff and cook your own soup.

    Buy organic whenever you can, buy free-range meat whenever you can, and stick to the basic building blocks, and you cut out a hell of a lot of unhealthy garbage from your diet.
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    "satan usually comes with me wherever i go and most people don't want no part of him to get anywhere near my car."

    Yeh, he goes with me everywhere too... But its not my car people dont want near, its me, when he makes me start speaking in tounges and my head spins full 360's, with bright green vomit projecting everywhere from all of my orifices.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    'sup G-diddy. My money's on it being an allergy. Did they do a blood-workup? I'm wondering about your liver enzymes.

    about 70%-80% of "Doctors" aren't worth it IMO. But the good ones, we have to be really thankful for them. I come across good ones from time to time. But have seen way more bad ones - there's a saying in Spanish regarding doctors being "Matasanos"...meaning killers of healthy people. In your case they just took your money and gave you some drugs that your pharmacist should have been the one to take care of.

    Anyway whatever your outward cynical attitude is, I hope you practice positive thinking, it's your body and your mind affects your body. Think of yourself as strong, part of your environment, part of the whole of the Universe, child of God, everything is everything, unite with the Tao, quiet the mind, rub your kidneys, sit cross legged and fold your hands next to your Dan Tien. Read Dr. Yang's books, take some Ginseng, or drink a Coke, take your kid outside, find a way to be thankful. Cultivate an Inner Smile and your organs will thank you for it. Meditate with peace and quiet. Stay away from the bullsh!t.


    Learn to prepare beans. After you boil them for a long time, you seperately sautee diced tomatoes, scallions, onions, either cilantro or parsely (but not both), throw a "maggi" boulion cube in there, add some Thyme maybe, some fresh garlic, then throw it on top of the beans and cook the whole thing together for a few more minutes. Good with rice and a fried egg. Brown rice, or Basmati or Jasmine rice. Chicken soup with bay leaves, allspice, potatoes, scallion, garlic, salt, pepper, etc. Eat avocados. Spaghetti's alright but spring for the $1.19/lb imported stuff and don't eat huge amounts. Eat fish. Learn what fish you like (perhaps not trout/salmon) and figure out how to prepare it so that you like it (fried?)
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    having drama posting ....just checking

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    What race is Satan?
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
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    caucasian, of course.

    sorry, it was there. i believe satan is a german shep.
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    GDA, my sister was given penicillin (spelling) for something once, and she turned out to be allergic to it, and her whole body got covered in rashes. When she went to the doctor they told her it was chicken pox. Later, tho, they realized that it was a penicillin allergy. So, like you said, what you have may very well be an allergy to something.

    Speedy recovery.
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    ASK FOR FREQUENT FLYER MILES THIS TIME!!!!



    Seriously, sorry to hear it! Get better soon!
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    well im healing up for life's next big joke as far as i know.

    they released me yesterday still not having any of the actual results back yet, but im happy to be home none the less. i should have more info early this week.

    they got me on some type of steroids which make me hungery as hell. i have eaten 5 times since 7 am and im looking up recipies for stuff now. i think im going to have at this eating better thing.
    where's my beer?

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    Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    thanks serp.
    ****, you're still alive?

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