Me? I don't train in anything. I'm a fat hairless teenager with skin problems.
Yesterday, I dreamed I had the powers of Green Lantern, Superman and the Flash combined. Then Wonder Woman liked me and I got to do her.
"In the world of martial arts, respect is often a given. In the real world, it must be earned."
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. "--Bertrand Russell
"Liberals - Cosmopolitan critics, men who are the friends of every country save their own. "--Benjamin Disraeli
"A conservative government is an organised hypocrisy."--Benjamin Disraeli