Calling martial arts lifestylists - reality show audition

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by GeneChing


The other thing I found interesting is that about one thrid of the submissions are Shaolin-Do people. That should provide some amusing dialog here.

I'll go on record and say that I have NOT contacted Gene about this.

[GeneChing]

not a stoopid assed show like The Simple Life or something....

oh, where's your sense of adventure?

[wushu chik]

Gene-
I have a HUGE sense of adventure. Put me out in the jungle and make me do stupid things so people can laugh at me! That'd be fantastic. Put me on a farm and try to make an ass out of me because I can't milk a cow? that's stoopid. The only reason she's even famous is because grandpa made all the money...she's fugly! Her sisters prettier!! But her sister didn't make the scandalous sex tape that "mysteriously" got let out and make her an overnight success!

I'd love to do something fun...but blatantly stupid...I can watch most shows for that, and it's getting pretty old!!

Thanks NP...I'd do it!

~Wen~

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i think reality tv displays the bottom of the barrel for american culture. my girlfriend watches that garbage all the time and part of me hates her for it. especially that god ****ed singing one. as soon as i hear that crap i put on the headphones for a couple rounds of ravenshield while listening to something a little easier on the ears like carcass. i give two big thumbs down to reality television.

except for the surreal life of course. i'll watch any show that gets the likes of ron jeremy and tammy fae baker together.

[PHILBERT]

GDA, supposedly William Hung recently got a record deal.

I've never seen any reality show, save for The Apprentice, cause I'm a business major and find it entertaining to watch. When is Surreal Life on?

[norther practitioner]

I like the Apprentice, just from being from NY and always seeing some sort of Trump deal going down... Who ever wins could easily set themselves up for live if they play there cards right...

[GeneChing]

...but in all honesty, I'm not a big fan of contemporary TV. TV is a major addiction of mine, but I don't watch reality shows. Nor do I watch many of the series that are on right now. However, if one of the forum members got on this show, that would be the bomb. I would definately tune in. Imagine, one uf us on the show - we could have a great snide thread running on it here. What fun.

[norther practitioner]

It would be good for the forum #s too.. all the shots of the ma loser who really dosn't train but is on here 9 hours a day..

[PHILBERT]

Then I'd be the perfect canidate. And Margie can be my side kick.

[GeneChing]

man, if they could just catch that loser on film, surfing the forum. actually, if we manage to get them a satisfactory candidate, they will give us a credit on the show, but they would not allow websites - some arcane policy... but we'll take any mention in pop culture that we can get (even a reality show...err, as long as it's not Cops).

[norther practitioner]

perp gets taken down..

Perp," ****, did you learn that chin na in kftcm?"

Only in your dreams Gene.

[GeneChing]

...i can dream, can't i?

[norther practitioner]

not any more, you're 40, it should all be retrospective now.