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You know all those funny little phrases of wisdom your sifu has told you (or if you are a sifu, ones you have told your students)? Share them if you like.
Sifu says:
Your legs move like wheels, and your arms move like arrows.
If you chop someone in the neck three times and they don't go down, run!
Kung fu is like pushing a boulder upstream a river, its very hard work. You take one day off and the boulder gets pushed back three days from where you last were.
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Try it, figure it out for yourself....
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Sensei says:
Get in an' beat the boy 'til he falls down, then run to the police station and press charges.
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One of Murphy simo's laws:
Never leapfrog an unicorn.
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LOL, thats a good one.Originally posted by yuanfen
One of Murphy simo's laws:
Never leapfrog an unicorn.
I can't remember where I heard this one, so I cannot give credit but here it is.
Student asks: Sifu, why are there so many anti-wrist grab techniques, I mean who grabs wrists in combat?
Sifu: Anti-wrist chin na techniques are usually applied after you grab someone in the groin or in the throat.
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Heres a fortune cookie from my sifu (dont know where he got it from)
The mind is like a parachute- it only works when its open
'In the woods there is always a sound...In the city aways a reflection.'
'What about the desert?'
'You dont want to go into the desert'
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Sifu Moose sez:
"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."
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Mm Yan Chi Dai---The Cantonese expression Mm Yan Chi Dai, translates to "Misleading other people's children." The idiom is a reference to those teachers who claim an expertise in an art that they do not have and waste the time and treasure of others.
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Sifu Chimp after exploring space said to Alan Shepperd-
Be careful- at about 10,000 feet where ground techniques wont work- you will get this tremendous desire for a banana!
Nothing like experience!
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Grendel- Is that Arrows paradox?
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Fuk 'em....
....if they cant take a jut!
Knees and elbows, gods gift to the little guy.
Groin shots should be like asprin, just keep useing them till the pain goes away
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"I can't remember where I heard this one, so I cannot give credit but here it is.
Student asks: Sifu, why are there so many anti-wrist grab techniques, I mean who grabs wrists in combat?
Sifu: Anti-wrist chin na techniques are usually applied after you grab someone in the groin or in the throat."
I posted that a while ago. It was from Karate Shihan Patrick McCarthy.
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A good boxer is stung frequently and hurt occasionally.
"Once you reject experience, and begin looking for the mysterious, then you are caught!" - Krishnamurti
"We are all one" - Genki Sudo
"We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion" - Tool, Parabol/Parabola
"Bro, you f***ed up a long time ago" - Kurt Osiander
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Ah I knew I heard it on the forum I just could not remember where. Heh thanks for the wisdom anerlich!
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sifu says:
Better to get hit in class than get hit on the streets.
If you don't want to get hit hard, don't spar.
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Kung Fu is like haemorrhoids....you get internal and external
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