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Thread: NHB guy vs. Gorilla

  1. #31
    Originally posted by IronFist


    Cool pic, but what's the relevence?
    The guy getting armbarred, Kevin Randleman, is nicknamed "Donkey Kong" in Japan.
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    Originally posted by Unmatchable
    SPeaking of which would it be possibly to teach an ape boxing?
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    Apes already know tongbei chuan...

    Hey, yeah, so here, an ape does traditional... and we're saying it would own all... so apes prove that tma work.
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  4. #34
    I thought a bird (white crane) defeated the gorilla by poking it in the eye? I guess if you know white crane style and eye poking you can beat a guerilla.

  5. #35
    I am actually surprised no body asked this question

    Are we talking weight group here ?

    250lb guy vs 350lb gorilla ? Honestly, that isn't much of a fight. Similarly, 250lb man vs 50lb monkey isn't a real contest either.

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    The monkey would tool the fat man.
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    lol, i did a search on lenny mclean and came across this pic:

    http://www.geocities.com/slthomas316/5el8.jpg


    i'd caption it with "timmy!!"
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    ****, link doesn't work! i guess i'll just have to chuckle on my own
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  9. #39
    Originally posted by FatherDog


    The guy getting armbarred, Kevin Randleman, is nicknamed "Donkey Kong" in Japan.
    I thought Bob Sapp was nicknamed Donkey Kong?

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    Originally posted by jun_erh
    the bear won, but it was an epic battle

    well...duh...
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  11. #41
    Originally posted by Unmatchable


    I thought Bob Sapp was nicknamed Donkey Kong?
    No, he's "The Beast".
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    What if you gave the ape a gun?
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    its fat monkey fingers wouldn't be able to use it too well or it might just end up shooting itself

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