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  1. 05-19-2004, 02:37 PM #1
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    lol completely badass knife

    not sure how functional it would be, but it looks cool:

    http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA52CRITICAL
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  2. 05-19-2004, 02:40 PM #2
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    And it's ribbed for pleasure....

    "Also features ribbed rubber handle for secure grip"
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  3. 05-19-2004, 03:20 PM #3
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    I could wear that when Im being a ninja.
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    its downsyndrome, *******.
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    A great end of the world type knife. Or for fighting off the hordes of zombies after the comet blast speads a mutant virus all over the palnet.
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    "speads"

    Sounds like a new way of saying "blew its load".
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    Originally posted by SifuAbel
    A great end of the world type knife. Or for fighting off the hordes of zombies after the comet blast speads a mutant virus all over the palnet.
    Lesson #4 from the Complete Zombie Survival Guide: Blades Don't Need Reloading!

    Its a good book I suggest you pick it up you never know when they will attack.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=books

    Oh also lesson 5:

    Don't lose your head, cut off theirs!

    Both of those lessons apply to that knife.
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    The blades are on the inside!?

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    it looks great
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    i could wear 1 on each hand when im fighting evil mutants in the post apocolyptic future.
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