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  1. #31
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    green hammer.

    WTF is up with hammers?
    There is a great streak of violence in every human being. If it is not channeled and understood, it will break out in war or in madness. ~Sam Peckinpah

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    blue hammer
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    practice wu de


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    what constitutes the 2%?!
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    I'm guessing the 2% is the people who answered the questions in the order he asked them - first tool, then color. The 98% say the color first, then the tool, because that's how english works: adjective, noun. In spanish, you'd probably get the reverse results.
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  6. #36
    Originally posted by Volcano Admim
    just glad i didnt think white **** nor black **** nor yellow ****
    those could be embarassing
    but thinking of a **** isn't? I think I'm beginning to see why you can't get laid...
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

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  7. #37
    Originally posted by brothernumber9
    hoe, silver
    good one...
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

  8. #38
    Originally posted by SaMantis
    green hammer.

    WTF is up with hammers?
    according to the email, 98% of people (i think it would be high, butnot that high) who take the survey will pick


    a red hammer.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    so what's it supposed to mean?
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

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    as i said on page one, that 98% of people are closet commie pinko ***s.

    charlie daniels will have your heads for this!
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    lol
    I said ''Green! Cellphone! no wait, uh, hammer!''
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    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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  12. #42
    Silver Wrench WTF!!!
    Didnt work i guess
    When you think its fake
    real Moesum is without thought

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    hammer, blue
    Cut the tiny testicles off of both of these rich, out-of-touch sumbiches, crush kill and destroy the Electoral College, wipe clean from the Earth the stain of our corrupt politicians, and elect me as the new president. --Vash

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    Originally posted by SevenStar
    but thinking of a **** isn't? I think I'm beginning to see why you can't get laid...
    Its society's fault, obviously
    Volcano has removed himself from this realm
    Account is hijacked, email is fake, password is unrememberable
    No im not drunk or sad

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    yeah im the TAXMAAAN!!"

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    i said black hammer, but in my mind it was one of those red handled ones with the nice black rubber grips.
    where's my beer?

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