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  1. #16
    That was my 3rd choice for a warning KL!
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    "HAHAHA, not worth my time..."
    "Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"

    Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.

    Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"

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    One day you'll all be living in the occupied territories of Canada. And then you'll regret your barbs and remarks.

    As your new overlords, I will do my best to ensure your safety, but you'll have to cool it with the remarks about the canadian caesars.

    muwhahahahaha!
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    As your new overlords, I will do my best to ensure your safety, but you'll have to cool it with the remarks about the canadian caesars.
    That's better than "rice or noodles"!
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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    Originally posted by rogue
    "I'm broke, MonkeySlap and Vash have all the money!!!"
    lol @ dude who thinks I have more than $.31 to my name.
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  8. #23
    Originally posted by Chinwoo-er
    "You want to play games with me ? Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ass. It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. "
    Roflmao! Nice!
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    i always like, "have you ever been r*ped like a red headed stepchild?"
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  10. #25
    Greetings,

    These lines are too tame. Here is one that I SERIOUSLY readied and planned to use:

    If you plan to mess with me, you'd better do two things. First, get your affairs in order; second, kiss your mom good-bye. And if time allows, give her a few firm f-cks because you won't be tapping that a ss for a very long time.


    BM2, You are welcome to use that in your signature.

    mickey

  11. #26
    A combination of the two

    "Plastic surgeons changes your face and charge you money. I'll change your face and charge your a$$'

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    And that was a partial!

    mickey

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    I don't think someone would stand there while you recite an epic poem... hahaha

    so, on second thought I would say sufficiant warning would be:

    "Hey!"

    Then hit him.

    Or, to heck with the warnings, he's already attacking you, just do him.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    he's already attacking you, just do him.

    Um, I don't know how you handle things up North there buddy, but down here, we typicaly don't try to rape muggers or thugs...


    So, if you were being mugged as a Canadian, wouldn't you just explain that your money isn't worth anything?
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    Hey Kung Lek,
    If Canada is so great, why are you all SUBJECTS of the British crown? Royalty is like an appendix, but costs way more...

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