Page 2 of 14 FirstFirst 123412 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 197

Thread: Keysi Fighting Method?

  1. #16
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    Fighting is nothing like your aerobic classes...er...dance classes...er...capoeria, porkpie.

    If you ever get some real training, maybe I'll show you someday.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

  2. #17
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    minneapolis, mn
    Posts
    8,864
    I told you man, you got to get it down to beating me in 2 minutes or less, 5 minutes isn't even worth showing up for. If I'm going to make the trip you gotta have the skeewz. Besides, I'd have to gain some weight to make it fair unless you stick with your weight watchers program tubby.
    _______________
    I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

  3. #18
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    What's your stats?
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

  4. #19
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    minneapolis, mn
    Posts
    8,864
    I'm 6'1; 180 lbs; 32-inch waist and most of my fights don't take 5 minutes
    _______________
    I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

  5. #20
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    I'm sure they don't. Your combined 9 months of training hasn't prepared you to last more than a minute or two against a real fighter.

    I bet you can Tango your @ss off all night long though.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

  6. #21
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    minneapolis, mn
    Posts
    8,864
    I'm sure they don't. Your combined 9 weeks of weight watchers hasn't prepared you to lose more than a pound or two when faced with a good meal.

    I bet you can stuff your face all night long though.
    _______________
    I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

  7. #22
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    Just like your neo-con idols, all you can do is resort to baseless ad hominem attacks because your record is empty. Maybe you should spend the next 3 months researching junior colleges instead of flip-flopping between MA styles.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

  8. #23
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    minneapolis, mn
    Posts
    8,864
    what was your record again? Other then threatening to beat people up in 100 words or less?
    _______________
    I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

  9. #24
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    Seven years in one style. You can't manage 1 year in any style. You can't even put all your training together to equal 1/3 of mine.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

  10. #25
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    minneapolis, mn
    Posts
    8,864
    your kidding right tubby?
    _______________
    I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

  11. #26
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    You weigh more than me, porkpie. You tell me.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

  12. #27
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    minneapolis, mn
    Posts
    8,864
    I see you've resorted to making a lot of assumptions, as usual, except this is some retarded political thread where you start throwing around your psychotic conspiracy theories.....I think you should stick to trying to kick my ass in 5 minutes, sounds like a worthy goal, just lose some weight fatty and practice more kungfu.
    _______________
    I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

  13. #28
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    Like I said before, five minutes was a conservative estimate. I would destory you in 2 minutes or less; unless I became distracted by your handstands and dancing, in which case, it might take a little longer for me to stop laughing before I break your arm.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

  14. #29
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    minneapolis, mn
    Posts
    8,864
    shouldn't you be scarfing down your third breakfast?
    _______________
    I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

  15. #30
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    36th Chamber
    Posts
    12,423
    You tell me, porkpie. You outweigh me.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •