That's pretty funny.
Why ask a question if you're not going to accept the answer?
It's true that K and Lev probably don't let themselves get pulled into some of the hubbub that goes on in here...but kissing their behinds isn't doing much for your "ego" either.
If you really want to show how the thread could be, leave names out of it...especially ones that weren't involved in your issues.
"I don't know if anyone is known with the art of "sitting on your couch" here, but in my eyes it is also to be a martial art.
It is the art of avoiding dangerous situations. It helps you to avoid a dangerous situation by not actually being there. So lets say there is a dangerous situation going on somewhere other than your couch. You are safely seated on your couch so you have in a nutshell "difused" the situation."