Originally Posted by
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Dai Sing Pek Gwa Myuhn (AKA Da Xing Pi Gua Men) is primarily a combination of two systems.
Dai Sing is another name for the Monkey King (he has many aliases). The system originated in Northern China when the army tried to forceably draft a Di Tang (ground fighting) teacher. The Di Tang shihfu resisted conscription and killed some people. They sent him to prison. Stuck in prison for many years, the Di Tang master supposedly watched monkies outside his window (? yeah, but that's the story) and developed a monkey system based on 5 distinct monkey types (stone, tall, wooden, lost and drunken)
Interesting. Di Tang is part of my system. Do you know the name of that Sifus name? How much truth do you think there is to this story?
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