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  1. #76
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    I could show up and act as referee/death assistant.
    step out my territory bich...
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    Relax, NP. He/she/it said nothing about pink silk Shaolin robes, you're safe.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becca
    Relax, NP. He/she/it said nothing about pink silk Shaolin robes, you're safe.
    nah, thats Brad's area, and he can keep it..

    I get to officiate over all death duels 'round these parts.

    We don't want a Ralek episode....

    Oh, and they were magenta...
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    Thaz right, NP get's to officiate death matches, especially anything I'm involved in. He gets to wear the robes adn carry the melon hammer or something. Although come to think of it Becca, we could use a ring girl, how do you look topless in a thong?

    Red this is Hillary, Rogue's secretary, The bad news is that Rogue has just dropped dead. The good news is that you get to see him on May 3rd.
    I have to check my calendar for May 3rd, I think my wife has me washing dishes and planting a garden. If he's dead maybe I can use him as fertilizer? If he wasn't good for anything in life might as well be good for something in death.


    Ive been reading red5 for years... 100% troll.
    So how does he avoid being banned while other people are dropping like flies after only weeks?

    cuz I'm fo' real fo' sheezy
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    Quote Originally Posted by norther practitioner
    .... Oh, and they were magenta...
    Fine. Hot pink, then.

    So how does he avoid being banned while other people are dropping like flies after only weeks?
    Because he's our mascot. You can't ban the mascot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    Red5 sold his soul for a lifetime irrevocable membership to KFM online.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becca
    Fine. Hot pink, then.


    Because he's our mascot. You can't ban the mascot.
    We have breakdancing midget for a mascot? Couldn't we afford anything better?
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    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    Had to pay for that forum upgrade somehow...
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Shake
    Red5 sold his soul for a lifetime irrevocable membership to KFM online.


    you'd be surprised at what you can get with a soul these days.
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