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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasquez
    Nah that can't be true. my girlfriend tells me not to worry about it.
    Most solid line of reasoning I've heard in a while. Did you know that trees are the # 1 cause of forest fires? And if one falls in the woods with no one around it does make a sound. A tree told me not to worry about it.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

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    Anybody know the Chinese translation for horizontal hip-thrusts? And no it's not "mon fuk mei".
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewallace
    Anybody know the Chinese translation for horizontal hip-thrusts? And no it's not "mon fuk mei".
    do you mean forward-backward? or side to side? or up-down? the general action? the durogatory? lovemaking? oral, anal? then there's the slightly girational influence to the action. which nuance are you looking for?
    Last edited by YuanZhideDiZhen; 07-09-2005 at 10:31 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewallace
    Most solid line of reasoning I've heard in a while. Did you know that trees are the # 1 cause of forest fires? And if one falls in the woods with no one around it does make a sound. A tree told me not to worry about it.
    LOL to think I'll trust you instead. If i'm told there's nothing to worry about, then there's nothing to worry about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasquez
    LOL to think I'll trust you instead. If i'm told there's nothing to worry about, then there's nothing to worry about.
    And thus the exponential spread of venereal disease continues... fueled by ignorance. Hey you know that AIDS thing people are talking about?... FOrget it there's nothing to worry about
    The eunuch should not take pride in his chastity

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    Quote Originally Posted by anton
    And thus the exponential spread of venereal disease continues... fueled by ignorance. Hey you know that AIDS thing people are talking about?... FOrget it there's nothing to worry about
    We're not talking about AIDS here. HIV is a different disease to the one we're talking about.

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    I am pretty sure I am spelling this wrong, but her name is renee ramour.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    This could be her but I'm at work and can't follow the link.....

    http://www.peakmodels.com/reneeremeur.html

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    That link didn't work. But if you go to the home page you can find her pic because they're in alphabetical order. She doesn't look like a pr0n star, tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFist
    She doesn't look like a pr0n star, tho.

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    The director came by to talk to us last night. Maybe she'll be here soon.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar
    The director came by to talk to us last night. Maybe she'll be here soon.
    So hasn't she come yet when you were already there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasquez
    Nah that can't be true. my girlfriend tells me not to worry about it.
    by girlfriend do you mean your mom?

    or my mom even?
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    by girlfriend do you mean your mom?

    or my mom even?
    Stiffler's mum.

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    here is a picture of my mom:
    http://fhg.dacash.com/mt/sets/14/JM1064-002.jpg
    before we had sex that is.

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