Hypothetical phone call (in NEVER happened)
A: hello, pink walrus kung fu center, how can I help you?
B: Hi, I'd like directions to your school, or how about your HOUSE
A: who is this?
B: I'm the twice removed 3rd cousin of a friend of the guy you insulted on the internet
A: oh wooops
B: I understand you don't want to actually fight, you want to 'save face"
A: yeah, yeah, I want to save face
B: great, I'll help you 'save face', I'll cut your face off and put it in my refrigerator and save it
A: if you come near me I'll shoot you
B: please try
A: I got a restraining order on you!
B: really? on a Sunday? the judge came in and signed it on a Sunday? And I was served with it?
A: uh, I'll get a restraining order
B: great, you do that....