When I was in NY under Lin Chih-Young, he rented space from a Hapkido school, and the instructor of the Hapkido school would get back-rubs from a couple of his young female students after class.
He would also send the most attractive female student after class to try to recruit us into the Hapkido class. She was always saying, "Why do you want to study with some old Chinese guy when you could take Hapkido?"
Maybe Gene should start doing Hapkido.
This is the guy and class, BTW, on this video: http://worldmartial.com/