Please feed the troll. Which represent kung fu more?

[Sifu Darkfist]

I can say it is funny how someone takes a film like number 2 and represents it as the same circumstance as the other two.

It is a simple promotional video of kung fu brothers exercising not sanda or san shou.

It helps to represent the reality with the reality.

[Golden Spider]

This can not be attained unless you get punched in the face and actually learn how to dodge.

~Well, *actually*, learning some western boxing from a guy who boxed Golden Gloves was one of the best lessons I ever learned. He competed on the Marine Corp. team at one time as I recall. It's been years since I've seen him.~

[Golden Spider]

Pwfffzzzggbwbwzzbwwwwwwuhaaaahahahaha (sp?) Or sanity, or realism, or intellectual honesty, or adults, or ideas of useful training, or regard for safety and thus life...

I think I'll quit while you're behind.

True! It matters not a jot!

You're not the Messiah, you're a very silly boy.

~Wow Mr. Punch, you seem to think you understand me very well. But you don't. Being called a boy, at age 30, doesn't make much sense to me, however. Maybe I'm younger than you.
Where did I claim to be a "Messiah"? You've lost me on that one.

[John Takeshi]

I am the Messiah. I died, that I might save all men--a small thing for an immortal to do, and I didn't really save that many anyways...

Well, you said it, sir. Personally, I found the use of red lettering a little overboard. But hey, mate. Whatever cooks your goose.

[Golden Spider]

Ummmm, I started posting on page four. Never made any such remarks. Please see initial and following responses to my 1st post in this thread. I would never mis-quote Jeebus anyways. Except to be an ass, heh heh.
~Wow, this place iz kinda like bullshido...fulla' trolls.

[Mr Punch]

~Wow Mr. Punch, you seem to think you understand me very well. But you don't. Being called a boy, at age 30, doesn't make much sense to me, however. Maybe I'm younger than you.

Nah, I don't think I understand you, but I do know I don't care.

You're younger than me but that's irrelevant: you've never heard 'boy' as a term of disparagement or disrespect? And you live in Tennessee...

Where did I claim to be a "Messiah"? You've lost me on that one.

And actually, it was a quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian - maybe it's still banned down there...?

[Golden Spider]

The feeling is mutual.

Oh, pretty typical of the online community, you are a fine representative, Mr. Punch.

I'm not a fan of Monty's humor, never have cared for it. I think the banning of a film in a particular state may be a fantasy of yours, though I haven't researched it, and am not inclined to.
~Oh well...

[Becca]

Why Punch, I think you made a fweind....

[TenTigers]

sure, this place is fulla trolls. Trolls, azoles,and moles, but there are a few good folks here as well. (actually, I kinda like the trolls)