My Hollywood script
Ok after seeing the videos and reading the comments I really want to thank everyone for the entertainment. Hollywood could not write this script. I was actually trying to figure out how I could explain this to someone and without the evidence they would never believe it.
I have no dog in this fight I consider myself both a TMA guy (Burmese martial arts) and a sport fighting guy my only experience with the principles is with JFS who is a raving lunatic to begin with…
The participants.
Annatrocity -- Amateur female kickboxer/MMA fighter not much experience
Osiris – a tkd guy with limited experience in BJJ
Omar—a Chinese martial arts student who got upset people made fun of his videos on the net. Omar also deems his skills high enough to accept challenges
JFS—a self proclaimed Kung Fu master who challenges everybody in the world to a fight and has obvious mental problems.
Omar decides that of anyone who may want to fight he the person to agree to go with is a female. Wise choice as it backs him into a corner there is no way to win. Lies about his size in an effort to punk her but it doesn’t work. He will be training in Maryland with JFS so the fight is scheduled for a parking lot as this is going to be a “real Street fight” tm (as we all know street fights are always scheduled weeks in advance)
Several threads are started on several forums about the horrible things everyone is going to do to each other. Just is case someone gets hurt we make sure there is no mistaking the intent.
Anna and her friends hop in a car for a 10 hour trip. The list is checked. Talk to probation officer about traveling through several states in an attempt to commit assault after having threatened the parties involved. Bring handgun along to make sure we are violating federal gun laws. Bring hallucinogens just in case.
Both sides show up in parking lot. JFS sizes everyone up and thinks he can punk them with size if he gets aggressive and goes on full puff mode. He plays Billy badass for awhile commits a little assault and is enjoying the feeing of power so much he can’t help it , he pushes too far and forces Osiris to finally man up and expose the fact JFS can’t fight his way out of a paper bag and is nothing more than a blowhard. Osiris lets him up and he goes back to tough guy mode.
Anna decides she may have put herself in a bad situation legally and is faced with an unbalanced idiot who outweighs her by 100 lbs and finally starts to use whatever brain cells still work after the drugs. She is faced with the reality of the situation and actually does the smart thing in trying to make this a more “sporting” affair but it’s too late for that.
Osiris watches as JFS threatens everyone and bullies Anna around and does nothing probably thinking to himself this guy is really big and really insane. He realizes he is going to have to do something prepares and launches the most hilarious attack in fighting history. He gets up takes JFS down and discovers Billy bad ass can’t fight. JFS asks to end it and he gets off him.
Omar as the focal point does the biggest tuck in the history of martial arts. He found someone to fight his battle for him. Near the end of it he realizes what a punk he looks like and one of his testicles tries to drop and he decides to shove Anna too.
The aftermath…. Everyone goes to the forum to spin things…
Anna and Osiris are still reasonably young and will one day look back on this and say …that was one of the dumbest things I have ever done.
Omar and JFS should have known better and deserve everything they got as they claim to have higher ideals and chose this BS.
The few people on bullshido who are actually proud of this. I have to think you are in the minority but this is the type of behavior you are associating yourselves with. Exposing fraud is good but this is not the way.
The people on TMA forums defending this need to get a grip if this is what you are about the people who criticize TMA’s are right you should be distancing yourselves from these 2 idiots as fast as possible not defending them.
A last comment anyone who still things JFS can fight either in the street or in the ring has lost their mind. If Osiris had not gotten off it would have gotten uglier. He did nothing to mount and offense or effective defense. He can insult sport fighting all he wants but it’s not like he was fighting a very skilled MMA guy either.
Hollywood turned me down they say it’s not believable. It would never happen.
Is this what Martial Arts has become?
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Originally Posted by PhilDunlap
