with a 12 guage?
if you don't mind sacrificing one arm dogs will generally go for the first object closest to them and bite it. when they do that, circle around the back of the neck with the other hand and bend the head back till they let go or it breaks.
but, seriously, get the shotgun and be done with the pest once and for all.
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"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
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It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"