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  1. #16
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    yo mamma's soooo fat everytime she turns around its her birthday......


    yo mamma's hair is sooooo short she rolls it with rice.....................


    yo mamma got 11 titties with leather nipples............

    yo mamma's got three teeth, 1 in her mouth and two in her pocket


    yo mamma's so old she started a food fight at the last supper........

    yo mamma's so old she owes jesus some money
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    yo momma's got no toes and complains her flip flops don't fit.

    Yo momma's got one arm and swims in a circle.

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    Yo mamma so fat...

    when I humped her I got my a$$ cut by the ceiling fan
    I'll burn both sides of a bridge while standing in the middle to prove the truth.

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    yo mama so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    Yo mamma's breath smell like Darth Vader's cod piece.
    I'll burn both sides of a bridge while standing in the middle to prove the truth.

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    You momma is so dumb, she did not leave the shower for days cause the instruction on the shampoo said to repeat.
    Master of Shaolin I-Ching Bu Ti, GunGoPow and I Hung Wei Lo styles.

    I am seeking sparring partner. Any level. Looking for blondes or redhead. 5'2" to 5'9". Between 115-135 weight class. Females between 17-30 only need apply. Will extensively work on grappling.

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    yo mamma so dumb she got hit by an ice cream trunk and got up and asked for sprinkles.

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    Yo' momma so bada$$, she humped The Predator "Brokeback Mountain" style.



    Against his will.
    I'll burn both sides of a bridge while standing in the middle to prove the truth.

  9. #24
    Yo mamma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

    She stepped in front of my car, and when I swerved to miss the b***** I ran out of gas!

    Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a talking scale all it said was "You win!"

    Yo mamma so stupid she`s got scars on he lips from bobbin` fo french fries!

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    Ya mom's got no teeth tryin to take a bit outta crime.

    Ya mom's got one eye tryin to catch a double feature.

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    ya momma's so stupid, she was on the freeway heading to the airport when she saw a sign that read "AIRPORT LEFT" so she turned around and went back home!

    ya momma's so stupid she flunks urine tests!

    ya momma got one butt cheek and walks like this........

    ya momma's glasses are so thick she can see the future!

    ya momma goes to marine world when she feels like seafood!
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    ya momma's so stupid she asked stevie wonder if he could see what she was talking about!
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    yo momma got no arms talking about she gonna press charges

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    Just cause yo mama suck dik in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    Go Go

    yo momma

    wade through the buildings to the center of town..............
    I'll burn both sides of a bridge while standing in the middle to prove the truth.

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