There are indeed 21 Celestial Masters, but I only know the names of 8 of them- can anyone else help out?
While their current whereabouts are unknown, here is the breakdown.
1.) Optimus Prime- last seen crying in his cereal and mourning the rollercoaster of life. The 3rd dimension is a hard adjustment to be made. Known for- Having the Touch, having the Power, P!ssing off Tim Curry.
2.) Prince- A.k.a The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. The only Celestial Master belonging to the Jehovah's Witnesses, and possibly one of the more sane and rational persons belonging to that organization. Currently releasing albums in the UK before releasing them in the US. Known For Intimate Knowledge of the Sound of Doves Crying, Celebrating This Thing We Call Life.
3.) Ed O'Neil- Aka Al Bundy. Last seen on a major network's failed attempt to revive the venerated "Dragnet" series of Crime Dramas. Known For Laying the Smack Down on Christina Applegate's TV boyfriends, having a Prostate the size of a watermelon.
4.) Harry S. Truman- A.k.a. the last American President who had any idea of what he was doing. Last seen in cryostasis. Known for- dropping bombs better than an entire set of skilled freestyle performers at Open Mic Night at a Harlem Hip-Hop club, Giving 'em hell.
5.) Toby Huss, AKA- Artie, the Strongest Man... In the World! The name says it all. Last Seen- doing voicework on the Mike Judge animated show, King of the Hill. Known For beating the snot out of the Atlantic Ocean. Owning a shirt made from a 60-40 titanium and cotton blend.
6.) Stephen Hawking. A.K.A. MC Hawking. Come on, he's Stephen Hawking!! Last Seen floating in simulated zero-grav. Known For Being Stephen Hawking, laying the Smack Dizzle on Carl Sagan in a 5-round mind-duel. Exploding like a bomb, no one is spared. His power is his mass times the speed of light squared.
7.) Shigeru Miyamoto- AKA The Shiggy. Last seen making really awesome games and bearing a creepy resemblance to Austin Powers. Known For Reminding people what real video games are all about, being generally awesome. The only videogame producer to give Frank Dux nightmares.
8.) Homunculo-Ninja- AKA The Real Ultimate Real Ultimate Power. Last seen- hundreds of years ago. Will probably not conglomerate for a long time due to Ashida Kim's lack of participation (only active when all Real Ninjas combine into their conglomerate form, Ashida's absence makes this impossible, being a real true ninja) Known For Flipping out, killing dinosaurs, sky scrapers, Mega-zords, Mothra, and of course, people. A close ally of Bushido-Lincoln, who being less rad is not on the list.
can anybody else name the other 13?
"Prepare your mind..." "For a mind explosion!"
-The Human Giant, Illusionators