Quote Originally Posted by Seppukku View Post
That's simply not true. My father was a stud, not a mule. BTW, I don't know why you're wiping your brow now, unless you just ate a messy taco and have some sour cream on your forehead. That's just gross.

Plus, you should still be embarrassed. Playing the passive with a mule isn't a show of your love for nature, and blaming it on the alcohol is really just another way of foisting the responsibility onto others. You need to admit that you have a problem. So you like being mounted by mules when you eat tacos. Big whoop. I'm worried about your liver.
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