周洪龍 金山鴻勝武舘 - 鴻勝佛家正宗
Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
Bruh we thought you knew better
when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
GM of Hadaka Korosu
Mind, Body and kick ass moves was one of the best series in the MA, very cool how Chris got to meet the likes of Leung Ting and Ip Chee and so many others, lucky *******.
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
周洪龍 金山鴻勝武舘 - 鴻勝佛家正宗
he's actually not bad at all. has a really impressive background.
Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
Bruh we thought you knew better
when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better
Glorified TCMAist
he's great, but the iron shlong of death and desire is way, way too
re D I C K ulous, to me.
I'm over fiftyand have the same benefits(well, not the size thing-jewish, y'know) that he says comes from his practice, but I don't swing weights from "Lil' Rikki" (for all you "I Love Lucy" fans.)
No viagra, no ***** goat weed, but, I do drink a Jing tonic that my herbalist gives me. Some of you probably are familiar with it. It contains such "herbs" as deer antler, seahorses, ginseng, jujubes, chinese licorice,wolfberry, horned lizards (male and female) and others. It is often given to newlyweds as a wedding gift,to produce a male child, and is given to the wife after childbirth, to restore jing, and for those of us who burn the candle at both ends, can help restore vitality. Long hours, lack of sleep can wreak havoc on the immune system, and I have found this to be helpful.
Hmmm, this could be a great MLM product, like Mona Vie, or that stuff Tupack Chopra is hawking.
It could be the jow, it could just be maintaining the body and fitness, or it could simply be genetics. My mom's eighty, and going strong.
But I'd rather drink a c u n t c o c k tion, than dangle weights from The Hammer of the Gods.
Last edited by TenTigers; 10-15-2008 at 08:35 AM.
"My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"
"I will not be part of the generation
that killed Kung-Fu."
....step.
Registered User
Mind, Body and kick ass moves was a good showcase of East Asian Martial arts, but I thought it was laughable that Chris used the 'tricks' showed to him by Leung Ting on members of the public and passing it off as some kind of 'magical' chi/qi phenomenon. For crying out loud, we just got the expose last episode, does he take us for fools?
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To CFT- yes he does.
Ten Tigers- have you tried yohimbe or damiana leaf tea? It has been known to strengthen the iron rod.
Glorified TCMAist
bandit- nah, don't need it-yet!
what I need is a harem.
yeah, that's it. A harem.
One of every color, every shade,
one dressed up like a nurse,
one like a librarian,
one in leather,
one like Bo-Peep.....
"My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"
"I will not be part of the generation
that killed Kung-Fu."
....step.
Registered User
Originally Posted by TenTigers
I will take two of that please sir!!
得 心 應 手
蔡 李 佛 中 國 武 術 學 院 - ( 南 非 )
Glorified TCMAist
y'know, every once in awhile, I realise that I am a Sifu, with many students, and other Sifus under me, who look upon me as a role model, and an ideal to work up to...an I say,
"Fuk it, let's party!!!"
fuk y'es all.
"My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"
"I will not be part of the generation
that killed Kung-Fu."
....step.
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