Despair not!
If you sign an unbreakable twenty-year contract to study under Chazmek (prices and conditions available upon request), at the end of that period he just **MAY** (if you are lucky, work hard and bring him good snacks) deem you worthy to learn the inner secrets of his Dim Mak. At which point you would of course be required to sign a second twenty-year contract. Oh, and you also have to buy the uniform, and clean out his ferret cages every weekend.
Originally Posted by
Chazmek
Ya know, I just realized something.
Why the hell am I going around on a public forum telling people that there is no magic qi trick to Dim Mak?
Forget everything I've posted above!
Dim Mak is indeed a super secret style that is only taught by albino monks in an invisible temple on top of a mountain that only appears in our dimension every 3.14159265358979 thousand years. Once you've mastered it, you can kill people just by poking their shadow with a jade needle and making all their qi reverse its flow, causing their organs to explode with disrupted elemental energy. I have fully mastered the Dim Mak style but I have been forbidden to show it to anyone. So, don't bother trying to learn it, and don't ask me to show you, because then I'd have to kill you.
There. Now you all know the secret story of Dim Mak.
Have a nice day.
The moment they ask us to choose between two different paths, the implicit message is that we can only follow one. -Daniele Bolelli, On The Warrior’s Path