so i'm no longer employed by the british army

[sanjuro_ronin]

I was thinking it would be gender bending...

One lousy trip to Thailand and I never hear the end of it !!!

[Scott R. Brown]

HAHA That's in Tagalog (Filipino).

I don't quite undertand the last word in the first line, but the rest says:

Prevent ___
Husband will be happy
Fixed your door

It says,

"Prevent a prolapsed vagina, your husband will be happy! Fix your vagina!"

"Buwa" means, "Prolapsed vagina" and "Puerta", means "vagina".

My wife says that filipinas have a wive's tale that if you carry too heavy loads it will prolapse your vagina!

[David Jamieson]

as tagalog has a tendency to use pidjin spanish, puerta can be interpreted as "vagina" but it really means "door" or "gate" (the latter being more accurate as in puerta del sol, a famous area in madrid, which would be infinitely cooler if it was actually called the "vagina of the sun" )

[sanjuro_ronin]

[lkfmdc]

I am beginning to re-consider the insert photo option

[sanjuro_ronin]

No you're not.

[lkfmdc]

No you're not.

you are going to need to post a lot more of those to make up for that thing above it!

[Scott R. Brown]

as tagalog has a tendency to use pidjin spanish, puerta can be interpreted as "vagina" but it really means "door" or "gate" (the latter being more accurate as in puerta del sol, a famous area in madrid, which would be infinitely cooler if it was actually called the "vagina of the sun" )

Look David, I have tried to stay away from criticizing you for your arrogance and narcissism to preserve your tender feelings, but then you go and make another foolish, ignorant and asinine comment!

I am not surprised!

As usual you think you know more than everyone else!

It doesn't matter what puerta means in Spanish, the sign is in the Philippines, you dolt! Words mean what any group or culture decides it to mean. In the Philippines, according to the context of that sign, it MEANS vagina!

But go ahead and presume to correct an entire culture!

[David Jamieson]

Look David, I have tried to stay away from criticizing you for your arrogance and narcissism to preserve your tender feelings, but then you go and make another foolish, ignorant and asinine comment!

I am not surprised!

As usual you think you know more than everyone else!

It doesn't matter what puerta means in Spanish, the sign is in the Philippines, you dolt! Words mean what any group or culture decides it to mean. In the Philippines, according to the context of that sign, it MEANS vagina!

But go ahead and presume to correct an entire culture!

YOu must be having a really hard time getting that last bit of sand out of your vagina from the last time I slapped you down to size. lol

It's ok, I expect tiny little egotistical minds like your own to be consumed with revenge for any and all who point out what an idiot you can be.

Even though you would never in a million years admit that you, Scott R. Brown have made numerous mistakes. lol

whatever Scott, go eat a big one will you? And while you're eating a big one, shut up, and then fuck off as a follow up.

btw, Scott, oh omnimpotent being, in tagalog, "vagina" is "puki" and for your info, though I am not from the Fil, I spent all my middle school years and a lot of my working life with people who hail from there. All I gotta do is literally turn around and say "hey so&so, what does this mean?"

and moving right along, if you would like to be corrected again and again despite your best efforts to gather info from several websites in a further effort to make yourself look like some kind of quasi talented linguist with a grasp of all languages, by all means, go ahead and rebut. I got time, I'm bored and you're an easy target.

shit heel.

[David Jamieson]

p.s the slang is "choque". lol

[sanjuro_ronin]

This thread has zero to with David or Scott, it has everything to do with:

[David Jamieson]

This thread has zero to with David or Scott, it has everything to do with:

Oh I know it, but I won't stand for Scott's shit.

ever.

But then, this is a total hijack thread now.

so more bewbie pics will cleanse it of the foul banter between myself and penis breath there.

[lkfmdc]

we all know Jamieson is in no position to brag, he's been embarassed on here numerous times, but as much as I hate to say it, he has a sort of point. The word DOES come from Spanish, where it means "door, portal, entrance, port, gateway"... can we not visualize how the vagina becomes such a sort of thing?

[David Jamieson]

we all know Jamieson is in no position to brag, he's been embarassed on here numerous times, but as much as I hate to say it, he has a sort of point. The word DOES come from Spanish, where it means "door, portal, entrance, port, gateway"... can we not visualize how the vagina becomes such a sort of thing?

you wish.

I've never once been embarrassed on here for anything I've said or stated.



Have I made errors? yeah probably, who hasn't?
Am I embarrassed by that? nope.

[Wong Ying Home]

The word Vagina actually means "Sword Sheath"..I kid you not go look it up !