dirtyrat's Kung Fu is so bad, his dad didn't care either when he quit doing hamster style (Orgazmo joke).
"The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato
Iron Eagle's kung fu is so bad, he tells everyone he hopes to one day become a seafood like his teacher.
Brothernumber9's kung fu is sooooooo bad he received his moniker when he repeatedly couldn't get past the 9th chamber!
Scott R. Brown's kung fu is soooo, so bad, his Tiger kung fu just got brained by a golf club, a tree and a fire hydrant.
Dirty Rat's Kung-Fu is so bad, Master Kan gave him a pebble,
and said, "Just go."
"My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"
"I will not be part of the generation
that killed Kung-Fu."
....step.