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  1. #136
    Quote Originally Posted by kfson View Post
    Yes, it is bad.
    'sigh' everyone's a critic.

    fine then

    kfson's kung fu is so bad, when he practice his kung fu, the Drunken Monkey sobers up.... then hurls.... then passes out....

  2. #137
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    dirtyrat's Kung Fu is so bad, his dad didn't care either when he quit doing hamster style (Orgazmo joke).
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato

  3. #138
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    Iron Eagle's kung fu is so bad, he tells everyone he hopes to one day become a seafood like his teacher.

  4. #139
    Brothernumber9's kung fu is sooooooo bad he received his moniker when he repeatedly couldn't get past the 9th chamber!

  5. #140
    Scott R. Brown's kung fu is soooo, so bad, his Tiger kung fu just got brained by a golf club, a tree and a fire hydrant.

  6. #141
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    Dirty Rat's Kung-Fu is so bad, Master Kan gave him a pebble,
    and said, "Just go."
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

  7. #142
    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    Dirty Rat's Kung-Fu is so bad, Master Kan gave him a pebble,
    and said, "Just go."
    sigh... my greatest shame

  8. #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    Dirty Rat's Kung-Fu is so bad, Master Kan gave him a pebble,
    and said, "Just go."
    lol. so far this is the best one.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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