Those would've been funny if I was 15 when I read them.
lol.
Why did I know it would be like this? Everyone proclaiming their man meat is some huge slab of lady killing tube steak. lol. yeesh.
Mine's "Chan Ma Son"
I was given it because it sounds phonetically sort of same to my english name.
No kungfu connection to it.
But some of the other guys I know had kungfu related chinese names.