Is Shaolin-Do for real?

[wenshu]

Lol, in other words you could subjectively offer empirical evidence, but you subjectively choose not to. Universal empiricist a are as silly as theists.

Dafuq u talking about

Well, I asked for maladroit philosophical equivocation and you eagerly delivered. In fact you took it to the next level of pure confabulation.

[wenshu]

i post to collect tears of shaolin do inside bottle, then wear on neck for magical protection.

Shaolin Do schadenfreude is a universal common ground that brings the community together. Our mutual animosity gives me strength and hope.

[MasterKiller]

I like how Wookie tries to posit himself as some sort of quasi-intellectual academeic, then results to arguments like "Eveyone else calls theirs Shaolin, so why can't I?"

[Empty_Cup]

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It's even possible that he really had notes from his teacher with lyrics for some forms, but I doubt he learned many if any of them (especially since he mistranslated some of the names. He should have known, for example, that it was "Zhai Yao" and not "Zhai Shua". Yao 要 and Shua 耍 characters look very similar, and it was a scribbly hand written document so easy to make the mistake. But this does imply he got it from a hand written document, not a printed book.

I find this a highly plausible scenario given the sheer volume of forms, the setup of the Chung yen school, and the stories I've heard of the suitcase. Good post.

[hskwarrior]

I like how Wookie tries to posit himself as some sort of quasi-intellectual academeic, then results to arguments like "Eveyone else calls theirs Shaolin, so why can't I?"

lololol i thought i was the only one who noticed that lololol

[MasterKiller]

lololol i thought i was the only one who noticed that lololol

He also forgets to tell people, when referencing his video performances of SD forms, that he attended a Wushu school for a year or so to have his techniques cleaned up.

[hskwarrior]

He also forgets to tell people, when referencing his video performances of SD forms, that he attended a Wushu school for a year or so to have his techniques cleaned up.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

the fraudulence that comes from this lineage is unbelievable. its even underhanded intended to fool people. LMFAO!!!!!!

[pazman]

No takedowns in the first 3 months?

You wasted 5 years...katas or no.

Wow, a SD guy chastising others for wasting their time. That's rich.

You go to a Judo school, don't expect to learn how to punch.

You go to a boxing school, don't expect to learn how to kick.

If given the choice between going to a school that claims to teach 900 forms and be a "complete" martial art, versus training at a school that is honest about what it teaches and does a good job of it, I think the choice clear.

[bawang]

Shaolin Do schadenfreude is a universal common ground that brings the community together. Our mutual animosity gives me strength and hope.

hearing the cries of anguish and despair of shaolin doe has cured my eretile dysfunction

He also forgets to tell people, when referencing his video performances of SD forms, that he attended a Wushu school for a year or so to have his techniques cleaned up.

ROFFLES

[bawang]

black people without rhythm is like Shaolin Do with authentic gung fu.

maybe they stole his rythym and put inside a bottle

[hskwarrior]

maybe they stole his rythym and put inside a bottle

or bought someone else's bottle and changed the label replacing it with their Shaolin Do label.

[bawang]

*masterbates to secret tape of real hung sing five animal form

ITS INCREDIBLE

THE BEST FORM IN UNIVERSE HISTORY EVER

[hskwarrior]

THE BEST FORM IN UNIVERSE HISTORY EVER

yes. when finally mastered it will inkreese peenoose size 10 fold. that is the true secret of this treasured form. i've yet to completely master is as my peenoose has only inkreesed 8 fold. still working on it.

HUNG SING!!!!!!

[bawang]

yes. when finally mastered it will inkreese peenoose size 10 fold. that is the true secret of this treasured form. i've yet to completely master is as my peenoose has only inkreesed 8 fold. still working on it.

HUNG SING!!!!!!

my penooz increase from 2.3 cm to 3.6 cm

my khram diameter from 1.2 cm to 2.7 cm

[hskwarrior]

my penooz increase from 2.3 cm to 3.6 cm

my khram diameter from 1.2 cm to 2.7 cm

oh! so far i'm only 7 in around. working for the ten.