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    All I got to say is, I ain't flying out to fight anyone. How about this... you come to Ft. Carson, and we'll go out to Training Area Bravo, and bring your best student with you. Why?

    BECAUSE I WILL BEAT YOUR PRIZE STUDENT TO DEATH USING YOU AS A HUMAN ****ING CLUB. I WILL SMASH YOUR BONES AND THE THIRSTY ROCKS BELOW WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD. I WILL IGNORE THE BLEATING WHIMPERS OF YOUR STUDENT FOR MERCY, FOR BOTH YOU AND HE DESERVE NONE. NO MERCY, NO QUARTER.

    You want to be a warrior? Better start ****ing acting like one.
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    i think you just made bawang go from 1.7 cm to 2.34 cm in size
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
    All I got to say is, I ain't flying out to fight anyone. How about this... you come to Ft. Carson, and we'll go out to Training Area Bravo, and bring your best student with you. Why?

    BECAUSE I WILL BEAT YOUR PRIZE STUDENT TO DEATH USING YOU AS A HUMAN ****ING CLUB. I WILL SMASH YOUR BONES AND THE THIRSTY ROCKS BELOW WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD. I WILL IGNORE THE BLEATING WHIMPERS OF YOUR STUDENT FOR MERCY, FOR BOTH YOU AND HE DESERVE NONE. NO MERCY, NO QUARTER.

    You want to be a warrior? Better start ****ing acting like one.
    is this you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2FjJm2_YA
    Last edited by bawang; 11-07-2012 at 11:28 AM.

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    but frank, when i eat an apple, it taste like oranges.


    btw can i have ur permission to teach the five animal form in wombat combat?
    man bawang thats a tough one. Eat an Apple thinking it will taste like an apple but in fact you taste Orange instead then i think if you ate the orange it may taste like a pear then if you eat the pear it may taste like the apple. i think there's one solution to this problem.



    and, i think it would benefit you more bawang to just call it the shalin 6 animal form which consists of tiger, crane, snake, panther,dragon and WOMBAT. the secret to his 6 animal form is the Wombat. Wombat Combat is deadly.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    oh but just to be a stinker:


    Who first said the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and expect different results?:
    sanity is for the weak.

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    wombat combat 6 animal forceful defecation technique. no can defend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    sanity is for the weak.
    will this be on my rank test?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    wombat combat 6 animal forceful defecation technique. no can defend.
    you have it confused with the samurai form.

    the technique of 6 animal form is based on testicle eight outstanding techniques golden tiger shout qigong.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    will this be on my rank test?
    listen to this when you sleep every night
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2Fj...eature=related

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    wombat combat 6 animal forceful defecation technique. no can defend.
    wombat..... combat....... will spray you like a mac 10!!!
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    oh i always get those confused. sorry i will go back to the deprivation chamber again for corrective transgression training.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    listen to this when you sleep every night
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2Fj...eature=related
    so good and soothing! i think this will help me sleep better. fire and hate!!!
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    corrective transgression training.
    YOUUUUUUU didn't learn THAT!!!!! you bought Sin The's book where he placed very detailed earmarks throughout the whole thing. They can tell.....you shameful skullduggery shady cloak and dagger king you
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    bawang caught me and beat me with stick until i burned the book and mixed the ashes with mayo and then smeare it all over the genitles on the statue of bawang deep in a hidden cave at the summit of mount shaoshi
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    bawang caught me and beat me with stick until i burned the book and mixed the ashes with mayo and then smeare it all over the genitles on the statue of bawang deep in a hidden cave at the summit of mount shaoshi

    Incredible. I would have done the same thing. Beat you with a stick that is.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    Incredible. I would have done the same thing. Beat you with a stick that is.
    i deserved it for my sacrilege
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