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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar View Post
    Let me clear this up. the dog is afraid of black people because of our manhood. He senses our huge schlong and thinks we are actually carrying a weapon that can do both him and his master harm.
    Sooo.... lemme get this right.
    A huge schlong (on "black people" (probably males - see "manhood"))
    is NOT THE SAME as a "+7 magic missile"?
    ("RIP GG thread post #29)

    So, what IS it?
    also:
    Which is what?

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    [QUOTE=SevenStar;847176]Let me clear this up. the dog is afraid of black people because of our manhood. He senses our huge schlong and thinks we are actually carrying a weapon that can do both him and his master harm.

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    wow. i didnt know you guys also used the word schlong! (its a germanic word for snake - in different dilects of course)
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    i had a neighbor who had a japanese chin, little fuzzy anckle biter dog. he was friendly to everyon and didnt bark that much. only time he would bark and get upset was when the apartments maintnance man would go in the apartment. the maintenance man was asian. we always thought that was kinda ironic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie View Post
    wow. i didnt know you guys also used the word schlong! (its a germanic word for snake - in different dilects of course)
    FYI, an occasionally heard "synonym" is: "trouser snake".

    As for whatever 7* meant... I'm still waiting.

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    [QUOTE=Eddie;847236]
    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar View Post
    Let me clear this up. the dog is afraid of black people because of our manhood. He senses our huge schlong and thinks we are actually carrying a weapon that can do both him and his master harm.

    QUOTE]

    wow. i didnt know you guys also used the word schlong! (its a germanic word for snake - in different dilects of course)
    Yup, we're a pretty diverse people. Heck, I speak Spanish and Chinese fluenlty. I know a little Greek and Arabic. I'm learning Hebrew now and I know a few Yiddish curses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SanHeChuan View Post
    possibly but not necessarily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    The first one to learn is "trust me"
    That's so wrong . . .
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    First let me ask a few questions. How often do you take your dog out in public where he/she may interact with any other races?

    What breed is it?

    Is it the same black person everytime? or is it a number of them your dog goes after?

    Quote Originally Posted by SanHeChuan View Post
    Not surprising since the favorite dog among black and even Mexican minorities is the most dangerous, Pittbull. .
    And now for you. That is one of the most ignorant things I have ever read on this forum...and Rudy posts here. Pitbulls do NOT have the strongest bite, their jaws do NOT lock, the do not high the highest bite rate OR mortality rate when biten, and in fact pitbulls were bred to NOT be human aggressive, as in that was a specific trait bred for when developing this breed. In fact here is a few facts in a happy little video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdY9Z5ub9xw

    I am a little touchy as I just had to give my sweet little pitbull because my landlord is an ignorant fearful fool. All she ever did was wag a lick( EVEN HIM!!!!) but he said "one day she would snap just like they all do..." Just mind numbing at how some people just refuse to look at facts, and cling to their own beliefs in spite on the truth slapping them in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    I have a neighbor whose 9 year-old boy cries when he sees my weenie dog.
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    You, sir, disgust me.

    If you're joking, that only makes it more disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zapruder_bjj View Post
    First let me ask a few questions. How often do you take your dog out in public where he/she may interact with any other races?

    What breed is it?

    Is it the same black person everytime? or is it a number of them your dog goes after?



    And now for you. That is one of the most ignorant things I have ever read on this forum...and Rudy posts here. Pitbulls do NOT have the strongest bite, their jaws do NOT lock, the do not high the highest bite rate OR mortality rate when biten, and in fact pitbulls were bred to NOT be human aggressive, as in that was a specific trait bred for when developing this breed. In fact here is a few facts in a happy little video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdY9Z5ub9xw

    I am a little touchy as I just had to give my sweet little pitbull because my landlord is an ignorant fearful fool. All she ever did was wag a lick( EVEN HIM!!!!) but he said "one day she would snap just like they all do..." Just mind numbing at how some people just refuse to look at facts, and cling to their own beliefs in spite on the truth slapping them in the face.
    yeah its sad

    my neighbors pit bulls are being taken away to be destroyed tomorrow jsut because he failed to register them, without taking into account that he just got the dog and rescued it from an owner who made it fight and its still the most gentle dog i ever met
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    Quote Originally Posted by bakxierboxer View Post
    FYI, an occasionally heard "synonym" is: "trouser snake".

    As for whatever 7* meant... I'm still waiting.

    Did anyone else laugh when they read that? Not that there is anything wrong with it, I mean its a personal lifestyle choice and all... But still it was funny
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    Twenty two years ago I bought a rottweiler. He was huge and weighed 80+ at eight months. The guy sold him cheap. As I was taking him away, I asked why he was selling him. He replied that he was scared of him as he had jumped up and growled when he had hit him across the muzzle with a metal dish. I thought " Oh ****z what did I just buy?"
    That was the smartest dog I ever owned. I had over a thousand dollars in his training and this was in the '80s. I wanted to compete him in schutzhound (sp?) but was laid off and didn't finish due to the cost.
    The trainer said when a person is mad or scared they give off a different scent. The dog doesn't know wether you are going to attack or not.
    Oh yeah, my dog didn't growl or bark or have his hair raised up when I took him to his protection (attack) classes. He just would have the drool pouring out of his mouth knowing he was going to get a bite in. It would pool up between his front paws. It was like getting into a football game for him. He loved it.
    He did watch people who were drunk , ( I lived in a bad area ) or were mental and didn't like them because of how they acted. My dog did bite a VW tire and put his canine fang through the side wall.
    I knew a guy who fought pits until they made it a felony here. He went to several states with his dogs. He had said the same thing about pits, that they don't do all that growling and hair raising. They were confident and wasn't trying to scare the other dog.
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