38: 101 ways to kill someone with your beard, co-authored by Chuck "choo-choo" Norris.
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38: 101 ways to kill someone with your beard, co-authored by Chuck "choo-choo" Norris.
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
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38. Honestly, I don't know what he gives them, but I know the cheap b@stard takes it right back.
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38. A Jack Springer Throwdown 2004 Tee Shirt.
- jo
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39. He gives 1bad65 and the whole BS Brat Pack a slew of "I'm a groupie for Rudy" T-shirts.
40. On the back of the shirts it reads: "I go Ape for Rudy."
41. The matching track pants have a patch on the crotch featuring a banana. See, because they get a banana in their pants when they see Rudy.
Lama Pai & Choy Lay Fut
42. A 'Get Out Of Bannishment - FREE' Card. In case any kids mention the names of those who cannot be mentioned.
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43. Black Samurai, Criterion Collection DVD.
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44. Shares in Genes newest venture: Official Shaolin Hair products!
Bless you
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45. Set includes a Shaolin razor, some cotton swabs, and no questions asked. For 10$ extra, though, you get the official Shaolin Jheri Curl ointment.
46. Gene models the latest do. Set comes complete with Sais for pickin' the fro:
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47. Some of the street cred he just got for the fro.
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That fro was quality work. I think you're better at photoshop than lkfmdc!
(creative photoshop challange implied!)
Bless you
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(Yes, MS Paint is a precision tool in the right hands)....
Grand Pooba
48. He gives the children's moms something special from the "Gene" pool, if you know what I mean.
I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows
The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.
Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.
DM
People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene
Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.
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Originally Posted by rogue
48. He gives the children's moms something special from the "Gene" pool, if you know what I mean.
you mean he passes along the webbed toe genes, good for crotchkickin!
Bless you
Banned
49.) The truth about Santa Claus not being real.
I have a signature.
I AM The Willow Sword
Gene Ching Sings to all the Keyboard warriors Who Envy his title and position at KFM
50. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHrwcQrY-JM
TWS
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
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