i mean...wow...
i mean...wow...
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"
I can't believe YOU are trying to steal my basement boy status!
You'll pay for this in spades!
(I only take spades now that dollars are worth nothing, edging shovels will also be acceptable)
Kung Fu is good for you.
edging shovels...lol...
Originally posted by BawangOriginally posted by Bawangi had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.
I was going to post something relevant to this thread but then I thought better of it.
i hear that there is a critical shortage of anal and vaginal infant blood on the pedogynist market. if you have to use regular ol' baby blood what's the point? might as well bathe in puppy pieces.
where's my beer?
tyrone and sergio turned my moms into a vaginal expulsion factory many many years ago, so perhaps you have my mother confused with some other ancient used up schizophrenic toothless gutter sl ut.
where's my beer?
Recently my Father-in-Law shared an interesting story about his Grandfather. One day he went out for a walk and never returned. After several hours the family went out searching for him. They called friends and had them look too. One of the friends of the family found him at a neighbors farm slumped over a fence. Seems he had a heart attack while feeding the hogs. An interesting thing about hogs is that they are one of the few animals that will eat human flesh. So feed the hogs he did and there was closed casket at his funeral.
Happy Holidays
bear would also hunt and eat people
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nice did anyone have any final words at the ceremony?
Originally posted by BawangOriginally posted by Bawangi had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.